One of the few things I remember from last night’s drinking exploits was a cunning plan, hatched by the boy Goat, to get one of the biggest Sotonians away days of all time, if not the biggest.
We play our semi-final against Liverpool on the 25th, a Wednesday. I have just completed negotiations with ms pap. She has agreed that we can put up ten peeps in our place, as long as said peeps bring something to kip on. Space, we got. Beds, we don’t.
hang on, Barry and Cherts are both due within a couple of weeks of each other. Yet another thing they have in common. Maybe the two children will grow up to be friends?
Thats must be why they are so fractious - hormones
Originally posted by @Chertsey-Saint
I would, but my missus is due the week before, so I think I’ll be unavailable.
Fuck’s sakes. Modern men.
Added to that I’ll probably end up trying to cave BS’s head in with my Criminal Law textbook from University.
Still in shrinkwrap?
Mmmmm, a pregnant woman leading a double life…that might explain the friction.
Originally posted by @Chertsey-Saint
I would, but my missus is due the week before, so I think I’ll be unavailable.
Added to that I’ll probably end up trying to cave BS’s head in with my Criminal Law textbook from University.
Surely it would be your dossier?
Originally posted by @pap
So far, bletch and Goat and Dellboy are speaking about going.
Keep up Pap FFS - this party was agreed long before last night. Just because it is at Pap Towers does not mean you have any say
http://sotonians.com/chat/efl-cup-semi-final-dates-announced#latestvisit
Me, and quite possibly Mrs Bucks (the one who is still new enough to think that a trip to Anfield is not to be missed) will be there. 
They could meet at university and end up married. Then Barry and Cherts would be related.
Better sort Canada out quickly Cherts 
The first Sotonians sitcom - Love Thy Neighbour…
i would totally watch that srs
Hold on, did Barry knock Chertsey up?
Odds on. Cherts has more sets of keys in the fruit bowl.
I could be out for that, see how it pans out with commitments, but sounds good.
I’ve realised that I can only offer half a semi.
Of all people pap, you should know that size isn’t everything
Thought you were detached.
Originally posted by @Intiniki
Originally posted by @pap
I’ve realised that I can only offer half a semi.
Thought you were detached.
Tsk. it’s the second leg of a semi-final.
I don’t keep up with that football stuff. But have fun everyone!
The 25th is the second round of the doubles knock-out, if I came to yours I would be letting my team mate down.
Meh, he’ll get over it…
Ahh…about coming to yours papster.
a) I’d love to go but nobody told me it was mid-week. My boss would never sign that off.
b) When I said I’d come, I’d had 3/4 pint of beer.
How about May 6th?