Coming soon... ooh er ....Gay Chutters Cracked Rib's Abandoned new name for kid's charity thread

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Right you fellow lovely folks, includng Papa and Bazza who despite being fooking annoying and opinionated are no doubt lovely folks with hair and less rotund than I - and obviously very generoous souls… it is time for the annual 'name the twat Cracked Rib, Gay Abandoned Chutney Ferret for Charity in advance of the new season.

Simple rules to make it easier for Bearsy’s syphilitically fucked brain and the rest of you dumbasses to understand. Naturally our fine educated and refined lady posters are not included in these valid insults.

Unless anyone has a specific Charity they would like this to support, (pleas let us know below) we should keep going with Goaty’s Hospital one - Goaty, please do the honour of reposting the Just Giving link if its still active. :lou_is_a_flirt:

Basically, it costs a fiver to nominate a possible new name - only rules are it cant include sweary words, or alude to nasty/illegal stuff… we are afterall a family site :lou_lol:

Simply, nominate a name between now and August 7th - To qualify, you must donate a minimum of £5 per name - but no limit on how many you want to suggest. After the 7th all qualifying names will be put to a vote - this is where we get corrupt as a vote costs £5 and you can buy as many votes as you want to help swell the charity pot. Last year Philippine saint and Rally tried to outdo each other in the hideously corrupt stakes, and it was great! Goaty will act as arbiter and Chutters will have a new name.

As a special bonus, the person donating the most gets to chose a new avatar as well - but this will require a minimum of £50 (so 10 votes, or 9 + nomination)

So be creative and think of a nice new pleasent and friendly name for this opinionated bastard.

happy nominating scrotes!

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Peanut Weasel

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Post us the link to the just giving site

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“Scrotes” seems pretty apt.

:lou_wink_2:

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Love it lads - some excellent examples- Where is the goat when you need one?

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I like what you did there :lou_wink_2:

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Could we get Diane Abbott to add up the votes this year so we have a better chance of the correct result?

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“I was wrong; Brexit is best for the UK!”

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… would be a challenge to returen… but Cracked Rib has not fllen in teh face of provocation just yet… and certainly not befor he fleeces you on behalf of the kids first!

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bum guzzler

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donated.

This year the funds will be going towards the appeal set up to fund a new dedicated Children’s Emergency and Trauma Department at the General.

The target is £2 million which will be fund matched by the (Labour :lou_wink_2:) government once achieved.

Every fiver helps and well done Chutters.

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Areola Grandee

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I will try harder this year. Please put your username and name suggestion fur Chutters in the comments box on the just giving page.

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I like the ambition Goats, but I think £2m might be beyond the best efforts of the Sotonians even if I liquidate my wine cellar

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That’s something I could help you with, CB. Don’t think you’d raise any money, but it would make me very happy and I’m sure that would mean a lot.

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“Earn 3K a day from home”

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Formally nominated.

Let’s just cut out the crap and move on to the vote.

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Still dealing then?

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Thank you Goaty for doing the admin… lets see if some dumbfuckers like Rally boy can be manipulated into parting with a ton agian and still not win :lou_lol:

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14 stone by Xmas