Cowman OUT!

Of course what would make it perfect is if they appoint one of the übercunts of football in either Alladyce or druppycuntflaps himself… the never been relegated bunch, because they always bail before the drop…

One of the most amusing weekends since Bodger’s woes at Liverpool. He can be found somewhere in Scotland running a one-horse race. Where next for Koeman?

It’ll be interesting to know who was behind the Everton transfer business this window. Ron had better hope it wasn’t him, because no-one will ever trust him with money again. He’ll be a perennial coach, rather than manager.

Another classic case demonstrating that you’ve got to be careful what you wish for. Yes, Ron, Everton _were _prepared to spend big. They _were _ambitious. One of those ambitions was that you’d do something fucking positive with all that lucre.

Thank fuck he didn’t get his hands on our chequebook this season.

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We don’t have a check book- only a credit card

I like this reply to the RK image.

https://twitter.com/eggbaconbeans/status/922444917988888576

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Trolling two former managers for the price of one.

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Gutted for him. Really I am.

I see ryan giggs has expressed an interest in everton and Leicester jobs. I can see him declaring his interest in all vacancies, (via sky sports) for as long as it takes tranmere to appoint him manager of their under 7’s b team.

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Everton fans in meltdown over Giggs interest in the managers job

Some funny tweets

Give the job to Rooney. Please.

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It’s Moyes will return and turn them round. He worked wonders on a shoestring, give him some cash and he will get them sniffing around top 6 again.

It would be too good to be true, to the extent that if it happened the universe would implode. But fuck it, another universe would come along, and the moment just before the implosion would be well worth the loss of one poxy little universe.

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Koeman for the Holland job I reckon.

https://twitter.com/SAINTSINFRANCE/status/922549611105017857

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Perfect fit. He doesn’t have to spend any money.

In related news.

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Brilliant news to lighten my dreary time in Oz. Overrated money grabbing shit nil. Bank balance 1. SFC fans 25.

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Is David Squires having a dig at one of Pap’s mates here?

:lou_sunglasses:

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BFS whoring himself about for the Everton job

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I really want them to give it to Phil Neville. He ticks all the boxes for me.

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Is he who you think about when you’re punishing, sorry, sexing your bird!!!

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Despite his kind offer, I’m sure most Everton fans would rather dig up Mrs Thatch and return her to no.10 than see Allardyce use Goodison as his stepping stone to redemption.

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