Coxford Lou

I’m getting increasingly worried about our favourite female contributor.

Following a maybe ill-advised decision to abandon secure employment in our capital city, she appears to be back there after a brief sojourn to the US of A.

Her disappearence from this forum and the spectre of unemployment in that large city to the east makes me quite worried for her welfare.

I do hope that she doesn’t find herself living in a cardboard box in Shaftesbury Avenue or similar, if you see her in such circumstances, please spare her a few coppers.

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Hang on, I’ll check the van.

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little bit disrespectful to the other female posters who have stuck around and contribute regularly.

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Absolutely Fatso. But who has the best tits?

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Me? :lou_is_a_flirt:

Downvoted for bragging (and not posting evidence)

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Originally posted by @Ex-Trader

I’m getting increasingly worried about our favourite female contributor

Following a maybe ill-advised decision to abandon secure employment in our capital city, she appears to be back there after a brief sojourn to the US of A.

Her disappearence from this forum and the spectre of unemployment in that large city to the east makes me quite worried for her welfare.

I do hope that she doesn’t find herself living in a cardboard box in Shaftesbury Avenue or similar, if you see her in such circumstances, please spare her a few coppers.

I don’t think the ever capable Lou is going to have any problems in the real world.

Can’t be an easy place to return to for a couple of reasons.

  1. I’m a dick
  2. Furbs’ meltdown
  3. Corbynistas
  4. Chilcot and what that means for Blair.

It’s tough. Lou was a Furb ally (or as good as) before his recent intervention, backing up a lot of the stuff that in hindsight, was probably the prelude to what we eventually saw…

Lou’s taken some strong positions on 3) & 4) which are being eroded

Did I mention that I’m a dick?

I miss Lou :lou_sad:

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Lou misses Bazza, shes reading this and chuckling whilst throwing her hair back like shes in an 80’s rock video…

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I was waiting until my bath or shower! Not going to bother now, you have upset me!

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Originally posted by @Goatboy

I miss Lou :lou_sad:

Yeah, me too. I’ve advanced numerous olive branches, met her a couple of times at drinks events. Don’t feel there’s much more I can do on that front, at least not without sacrificing some things I’d rather not lose, or make promises about being perma-nice in every situation that I’ll never be able to keep.

Same kind of deal with Tokes, really. He thinks I’m a total thundercunt because we had a row on Twitter, and I don’t see an easy way to dissuade him of that notion.

This site is constantly evolving. It’s a completely different beast to what is was one year ago, and it may not suit some people as much as it once did. It’s certainly nothing like what Tokes thought it might become when it first started.

What doesn’t suit some may suit others. We’ll lose people from the forum, temporarily and permanently. We’ll also pick others up that love what they see here.

On that note, hope JS is okay. We haven’t heard from him for a bit, and tidings weren’t spectacular when he last posted.

I find the best way to not think of pap as a thundercunt is to put him on ignore.

who is JS?

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Jimmy Saville?

If you didn’t hear at the time I’ve got bad news about Jimmy, I don’t know where to start really…

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Originally posted by @Fatso

I find the best way to not think of pap as a thundercunt is to put him on ignore.

Or just accept it.

who is JS?

Jack Schitt.

I didn’t mean to be disrespectful to anyone, and I apologise unreservedly should anyone be offended.

What I should have said is Coxford Lou is (hopefully not was) MY favourite female contributor.

the damage is done and me and the other girls are properly pissed of with you.

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As a female poster myself I respect Coxford Lou’s choice of abstaining from this frankly male dominated forum

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I miss Lou

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Originally posted by @KRG

I miss Lou

Right, that’s at least two people saying that.

Lou ; you’re missed. If you’re staying away because you’re pissed off with me, it’s getting to the collective punishment stage now.

Do what you want with me. Call me a cunt. Piss in my petrol tank. Exact whatever vengeance you need.

Just don’t take it out on the kids.

Tokes ; as you were*.

*Tokes is a bit Colin Farrell.