Crocked Nob's secret, North London Yobos v Struggling Saintlies unofficial Match Thread

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hope we are not all strain and no turd…

…fuck

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…fuck

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… Not sure but I think Crocked Nob has just fucked off … heard the door slam and loads of swearing.

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Shit shit and shit, that’s the ratings for our defenders BTW

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Bring on Cracked Rib for the second half, please.

Victor playing like a man that doesnt give a flying fuck. He may as well fuck off in January.

Big sweaty bollocks.

I feared for this a long time ago, the team looks lost and like it doesn’t give a fuck, it has proper gone to shit the last 5/6 games, we are in trouble and make no mistake we are.

Hmm.

Tbf, I suppose, Halo Stickman and Crocked Nob aren’t words I really want to hear in the same sentence. :lou_sad:

I hope this isn’t wanyamas audition for a move to the spurs bench. Dembele has made him look like a lost little boy. And pelle has been utter shit.

Romeu should be in the team ahead of Wanyama on the latter’s recent performances, imo

This is gash, Koeman had better be prepared for some serious questions, has he lost the squad? They are hardly putting themselves in the shop window with this shite though are they? Why have we been shit for nigh on 2 months?

Saints now just seven points above the relegation places, with Norwich, Bournemouth and Newcastle putting runs together … results featuring teams from the bottom half of the table are taking on an ever greater significance with every passing week.

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Cuntity Fuck! :lou_angry:

All is not well in the state of Denmark

Originally posted by @Fatso

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we will get 2 shots on target.

we had 4 shots on target, so did better than I expected. Well done lads.

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Poor.

They can all go fuck themselves sideways with a big naily stick. Bunch of useless overpaid feckless gashbags.

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I thought we were pretty good for the first half hour. We were competing much more than we have been and our passing was pretty slick. Didn’t create too many clear cut chances though.

The series of missed tackles leading up to the first goal was a laughable clusterfuck.

Then we went to pieces.

I don’t think we’ve looked like hanging onto a lead since Leicester butt raped us in the second half at St Mary’s a while back.

Confidence looks absolutely shot as soon as we concede.

Wanyama was hopeless yesterday. No effort. Get rid. And I never thought I’d be saying that. He should have been subbed and should definitely be dropped.

I would also give Mané a run up front. Thought he put a shift in yesterday but we need him threatening in their box not chasing back into midfield.

All in all, piss poor after the first half hour. Weird substitutions, midfield bossed by Dembele and no threat from Pelle.

For Arsenal on boxing day I would start:

Stek (if fit)

Cedric Jose VVD Bertrand

Romeu Clasie Davis

Long Mané Tadic

I can understand Koeman’s frustration with certain player’s performances yesterday…in particular Wanyama. After laying to rest last season, the suggestion that he couldn’t make the simplest of passes out of defence, he’s taken a massive step backwards a returned to his worst traits…does he actually know what colours Saints play in.

If he’s playing in the effort to get a transfer away I can’t see Levy making a bid to sign him. I think at best, on current form he’s just about fit for the bench…get him off and give Romeu an extended run.

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