David Cameron. Private parts. Dead pig

Yeah, so apparently Black Mirror was actually a documentary. I wish I was joking.

David Cameron put ‘private part’ in dead pig’s mouth, shock biography claims

Personally I feel we’ve had enough National Hamthem stories for one week.

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I’m sure a a lot of us put our dicks in a number of pigs at University…

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Forgoet ‘Netflix and chill’ - it’s ‘Vetflix and swill’…

Some of these had me in tears:

The Funniest Responses To That Story About David Cameron And The Pig

Corbyn must be thinking “Thanks Dave”

Charlie Brookers reaction on Twitter has been quite funny. I remember watching that Black Mirror and thinking, jesus that is daft. I, erm, guess not?

https://twitter.com/charltonbrooker

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Well, one thing’s for sure,Dave ain’t gonna be able to get away with lecturing any Leaders in THIS part of the world about what is right & wrong.

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One for the AP fans in the house. Now where’s Michael?

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Watching the Tories squirm on this is quite bizarre.

There’s a lot going into overdrive saying this is too far, and it is robbing people of their youth and the mistakes everyone makes during that time. I mean granted, I definitely did things I’m not proud of as a teen, but I sure as hell never did anything like this. Especially not to get into some sort of elitist club.

Then there are those basically saying, who didn’t do something like this? See above, I guess. But, how out of touch with reality are these people? I heard of Rugger boys doing some pretty messed up stuff as part of iniations, but still.

Also, those absolutely adamant it can’t be true. To be fair, the whole thing stinks a bit. It does appear to be a billionaire throwing a tantrum that his millions didn’t buy the job he wanted (poor little lamb). Doesn’t mean I’m not going to enjoy it though.

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There certainly seem to be some pretty shocking revelations from Ashcroft, but perhaps the most appalling is this, from today’s Guardian:

“A friend from university also said Cameron smoked cannabis with him occasionally while listening to Supertramp as part of a group called the Flam Club.”

I don’t expect much of politicians, less still of Cameron, but Supertramp?

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Have to say this takes THAT photo of Milliband’s face while trying to eat a Bacon Sandwich to a whole new level

And no, I ain’t posting it from down here :wink:

Oh alright

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Are you saying this goes right across the animal kingdom?

I think you’ve been hanging around with dodgy conspiracy types for too long meself, Ruth :cool:

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I still think he’s a tax dodging tosser stamping his feet about not being able to buy the power he wanted, but this is some top level trolling (link, because I still can’t link photos on here):

Well, no comment from Downing Street.

I don’t blame them. Porkies at this precise point in time are probably unwise. Still, as a box ticking exercise for depravity, he’s done very well. Bestiality, necrophilia and playing with your food.

The bastard.

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I am wondering who the “mate” at uni is who has made the claims. Bo Jo? Gideon? Rees Mogg (that’s as far as my knowledge of Tory Oxford contemporaries goes.) Any other thoughts?

Imagine the indignation on here if this had been about Corbyn. It’s all a bit pathetic IMO much like some of the (less lurid) scare stories about Corbyn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=36&v=FBpQJ98rR4o

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To my mind it merely underlines that there’s a group of disconnected old chums in control of the country… And for Tory MPs such as Mensch to come out with sentiments such as ‘ah well, it’s youthful exuberance’ indicates how ridiculously out of touch with reality some are.

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