I don't like to sound all negative and the like, but I do have something that I'm curious about, so I have a simple question for you.
Where the fuck are the points going to come from?
No, seriously mate, where the fuck are they going to come from??
Did you see that yesterday? Yeah, but you didn't need to, because it felt the same as every other home fixture for the last frigging year, and was anyone in that ground surprised? Were they fuck!
That was the two worst teams I've seen since West Brom appointed Pardew - two sides desperately hanging onto each other in a fatal goalless suicide pact embrace, a clumsy manhug that will carry them both to away games at Shrewsbury and Scunthorpe.
No mate, I don't think that we're sleepwalking towards relegation, we're at Beachy Head, sprinting towards France wearing a teeshirt that says in huge fucking letters 'just to dispel any doubt, we are going down!
And if it happens, because let's face it, we still harbour dreams of things changing even when the facts offer nothing to support that fantasy approach, should anyone suggest that we don't deserve it, they will qualify for a punch in the face - from everyone in the ground.
And they're allowed a run-up.
Yes I know one win will carry us to 6th or whatever, but where is that going to come from, seriously?
We can't play West Brom all fucking season, so I can't see where the points will come from.
Cheers Les, I look forward to hearing your Great Escape plan.
PS Fair play to you on the Fonte offload, you called that one spot on!