Dimesmeric Andersonphosphate and its effects on the Shatner's Bassoon

I have had a very busy week, but even so, every other post is a little bit of a stretch.

I’m from a council estate you know. I’ve been to far flung places in the world. I have had many scraps.

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Point of order: I am not self satisfied I get a tart to do it for me.

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Yeah, good thread.

If only the UK stopped being so apologetic for everything and introduced proper non-politicised performance based Education Systems, removed the entire implication that the State is at fault for everything that happens to an individual, and removed all benefits and of course privatised Healthcare and copied the American Dream.

And of course the wealthiest most benevolent highest rated Educational System part of the world has absolutely none of these issues

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Jesus, there’s like, 400K smack addicts in the UK? That’s mental. That’s almost the entire population of Glasgow.

Sound about right.

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I would love to join this thread but am clearly too thick to understand what the thread title means, so I’ll just go and find some more prog rock to put on the music thread.

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I think SWDP is contradicting himself - I think it is clear? from his OP that substance abuse is rife where he lives

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No, you’d do much better to read the thread and fully understand it. Really, you would. :lou_lol:

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I got it immediately :lou_sunglasses:

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A second can feel like a month

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I want to know what affect it is actually having on Captin Kirk’s woodwind instrument!!!

At least it doesnt involve a pink oboe.

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I expect you did. I was going to downvote @stickywhitedovepiss for his superfluous apostrophe and the spelling of bassoon, but I found a nice big yellow piece of cake and was climbing the walls for hours.

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Originally posted by pap

I expect you did. I was going to downvote @stickywhitedovepiss for his superfluous apostrophe and the spelling of bassoon, but I found a nice big yellow piece of cake and was climbing the walls for hours.

For the record I updated this title before Paps comment above. Pap used some kind of forum spy software to instantly report back edits to thread titles and posts. At least we now know what he is capable of. I’m pretty sure he stores and reads the unposted uncompleted comments we enter in the comment boxes as well. Beware.

As Roy Walker used to say, it’s good, but it’s not right.

In this particular case, your wicked little scheme was undone by a functioning memory and an aversion to mispelt words. I try to ignore it, and I certainly manage that most of the time in public, but the mind remembers.

Thank you for crediting me with such superb tools of surveillance though. I’m genuinely flattered.

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That don’t seem v.likely tbh. I mean, that the poorest part of Estonia is more wealthy than i.e. Staffordshire.

Is Estonia in Northern Europe?

Its not in Northern Europe according to the grey shaded region in the picture in the tweet. Not sure why half of Denmark is missing. Reading wikipedia, definition of northern Europe is wishy washy. Probably best to ignore reference to northern Europe in tweet and just consider grey areas. Which is probably damning enough seeing as it includes France and Germany.

It’s a good graphic and I retweeted it, but the devil is in the details.

Do this on a more granular basis than “regions” and I reckon there’d be a more distributed result.

Since this has been daubed a British bashing thread. What the fuck is this all about:

What the fuck is it with uniforms at work and shoes to get into nightclubs in Britain generally? Why do people put up with this shit. Also scanning of ID’s into pub and nightclub databases. How is it acceptable that some fucking dodgy nightclub owner has my name, address and visage details stored in their database. How does Bearsy (for example) know he is not going to get blackmailed when he cops off with someone he maybe shouldnt in said nightclub. Or how does he know the nightclub is not going to share his details with the brothel round the corner so they can blackmail him. How is this legal and why are people not more fucked off about it? How the fuck is it reasonable to reject entry to a 60 year old bloke who forgot to bring his ID for a night out. What the fuck is wrong with you people???

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