[Done Deal] : Juanmi signs for Southampton

Need something new for jose…

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Also, why are gay people persecuted? Serious question.

Tradition and religious bigotry.

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Originally posted by @Redslo

Originally posted by @StickyWhiteDovePiss

Also, why are gay people persecuted? Serious question.

Tradition and religious bigotry.

That doesn’t get up the bottom of it.Why did those what wrote those rule books decide bumming was bad?

I think the answer is something thus:

Gay people have more time to dedicate to themselves and their careers because they don’t have babies and in general relationships are harder to come by. Gay people get clever and successful. Those non gay people with babies and relationships simply cannot compete and therefore resent the gays.

Gay people are “different.” Anything that stands out from the norm is up for discrimination. Anal and oral sex is not uncommon now between men and women so you think there would be greater tolerance.

Gay women arn’t persecuted they are looked for as part of the fantasy world for uptight men.

NB my ex wife turned Lesbian on me :slight_smile:

Gay men can go screw themselves or there boyfriends.

After what Lou said about me and cock jokes, I’m trying to stay away from innuendo but it’s hard… it’s very very hard.

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Don’t know a great deal about him, but at the price reported seems pretty low risk. 22 year old Spanish International, not an awful punt I guess.

Welcome Juanmi, good luck lad!

This player looks a really talented addition to our squad.

Good decision to pick the mighty Saints.

What I have seen of him …plays a very similar style to meeee. :wink:

COYS

Smile, Juan! Smile! No, that’s just baring ur teeth… oh, forget it. Freak.

You’re actually quite funny recently. What happened?!

Never heard of him. On Talksport they had their “Spanish expert” on who was saying its a bit of gamble because he’s just a little fella but he has lots of potential and Koeman knows what he’s doing.

I predict a quiet first season then once he has had some steroids and lager he will be unbeatable.

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Like any half decent footballer, I am putting 110% effort in to support Papsweb. Also reported you as being too nice.

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Sounds fair, it’s the sort of gamble I’m happy to see us take though. At that price, if it doesn’t work out we won’t lose a HUGE amount (I’m talking in PL football terms here, ofcourse £5m is a lot of money). If it does we have a bargain, and most likely a massive profit when he goes to Liverpool.

Juan Miguel Jiménez López must be like, the most stereotypical Spanish name of all time. Shame they couldn’t have squeezed a Franco in there.

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Agreed. I’m excited to have signed someone because that’s what football does to me, even though I have no idea who he is. I have every confidence in Koeman and can’t wait to see Mane, Rodriguez and Juan causing havoc with Pelle stood about looking beautiful.

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The new Lallana? Or the new Ramirez?

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