Don't Arise Sir David

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I dont give a stuff about knighthoods and less of a stuff about Brand Beckham, but the story about his knighthood snub did make me chuckle. It seems that a bit of tax dodging did for him in the end, but calling a bunch of venerable old duffers “cunts” probably hasnt done his future chances any good. I wonder how more orphans he will need to be photographed cuddling with whilst wearing his UNICEF t-shirt before his knighthood is back in the frame? There is something very gratifying to see someone so desparate to be part of The Establishment get the cold shoulder - or is it just me?

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Because I can’t afford a Knighthood they can fuckin’ stuff it.

…and I’m someone who has met Princess Ann!

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They will give him one in the end when they have to bury the fact they are also giving 6 to tories or Blair or something like that. Front page - Sir Golden Balls, page 8 baby killer Blair becomes Knight.

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I like him. Never used to, but I like him now. Good bloke.

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Blair?

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Yeah get over it Gboy, he almost said sorry for the war and the whole WMD ‘accidents’. If it is good enough for her maj, it is good enough for me.

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Maybe if he had scored a hattrick in the world cup final he wouldn’t have to had to resort to all this charity work.

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Oh, he was a footballer then?

Sorry, thought he was just the male nanny for that posh bint’s kids…

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Blair?

I know he did that heading thing with keegan, but never realised he was that good TBH.

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Tight Bum Hole?

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Originally posted by @Goatboy

Tight Bum Hole?

I’m OK actually, Goat.

Thanks, though.

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You’re welcome.

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The code of the bears precludes me from reading other people’s private correspondance, even if it is quite honourably stolen by Russian hackers & sold to tabloid newspapers. I have therefore been assiduously avoiding hearing any details of this ‘story’, and you lot are all gossiping cunts. Good day!

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Posh Spice never struck me as particularly posh.

Scary Spice wasn’t scary; she was broken by Eddie Murphy’s shenanigans.

In fact, none of the Spice Girls actually lived up to their billing. Even Ginge got it from a bottle, I believe.

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And baby spice had clearly hit puberty!

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They only called Scouse Spice, sporty cos of her shell suit.

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I don’t trust scummy tabloids doing a hatchet job…

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And the broadsheets are any better?

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Well, I don’t know. Give me an example of a broadsheet either hacking people’s private voicemails or emails, and I will agree with you. Give me an example of a broadsheet building someone up, then knocking them down, just to boost sales, then I’ll agree with you…

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I think he accepted that he did send the leaked emails?