Dubai_Phil v BTripz. Uruguay v Saudi Arabia ko 4pm BBC

Football
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Desert Phil’s South American’s scored late in their opening game to take all three points. BTripz’ Saudis looked shite whilst getting humped by the hosts in the first game of the whole shebang.

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In their spat with Qatar, Saudi have decided to build a canal to turn the renegade into an Island, and to use the canal to store their nuclear waste.

This is about the only tactic they could use in this game, but expect FIFA may have a rule about canals in the middle of the pitch.

But then it’s FIFA so normally a brown envelope would work except a Saudi tv channel has been broadcasting all games free and FIFA are on the warpath.

3-0 to me Suarez may touch the ball this time.

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