Duckie's 'Women are taking over and I wish they'd just go away!' thread

A therapy room for Duckie to discuss Chick’s without some dumb Chick telling him it’s not the right place to be discussing Chicks.

Trump quotes welcome too, but only if they’re about women.

And just to be clear, this is not the place to be discussing things like monthly bleeding, ovaries, period pain. Even though they seem Chick related, they’re actually, very very scary.

And women - don’t come on here and get all high pitched and stressy with our little Duckie! Remember, this is a therapy space for him. Only calm, soothing vocal ranges are appropriate.

But you can stroke his hair to help soothe him… Just mind the bald patch.

Calm down dear

Sweet, somewhere to discuss whether May & Snatcher are/were worse PM’s than Kinnock, Hague or Major.

And why would we need to discuss Trump. He’s a hero again today, he proved he can read after all

Who is Duckie?

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OK, Duckie! I will do that for you now…

All done! Next instruction please…

Perhaps this thread could be used for posting hot chicks

I don’t think @lord-duckhunter ever got over this. Mentally scarred for life.

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“Ducks” for cover!

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She’s hot! Nice nipples too.

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Fucking great singer as well

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