Eh?

322 members and only me online?

I’m busy cooking a baby goat

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I have to sleep sometimes

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my doctor has told me to masturbate more so I have less time for Sotonians (unless you all start providing me with some saucy stimuli)

Who is your doctor?

Eva Carneiro

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This when you realise we are all just bots created by pap and you are part of something much more sinister…

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The eldest is back from London for a bit, and the missus was out at a party.

The two kids and I played GameCube for most of the evening. Fun times. Like a decade ago. Except the youngest never used to say “fuck this shit” quite as much back then.

This explains my absence. Thank you for your concern.

That says much about the poster…no one else is online so he starts a thread asking himself where everyone is…