England V Slovakia World cup Qualifier

FIFA strike again … how can you be worse off in a seeding campaign by playing a friendly and winning it than not playing at all?

I’m all for scraping meaningless useless friendlies, leave our League matches alone and stop it with fucking blank weekends.

Judging by the way England are playing recently (last 20 years!!) their little get togethers acheive the square root of fuck all anyway, except opportunities for the big boys players to tap up some easily impressed wide eyed new recruits just breaking into the squad.

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I can imagine them in the back room big lounge chairs smoking jackets as it is effectively a private club big cigars puffing away and the sound of piffle piffle piffle

“who does that Jonny foreigner romanian think he is telling us telling us who invented the game that the rules are not in our favour”

piffle piffle piffle.

But at the end of the day they’re still a pretty average team who would still be average even if they did “play” the rankings game as the article suggests…

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Meanwhile here is a first.

England are the new Southampton…

I kid you not!

England are the Southampton of international football… they show some promise but sit below the best…

I take that as an insult to Saints…then I guess I would. The journo makes some fair comparisons though.

:lou_sad:

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I can not wait to see our World class players and thank the Premiership for giving us such a great national team, maybe other nations should thank us as well?

Yeah, maybe, but unlike Southampton England don’t keep getting their best players picked off by other teams.

We’re shite.

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^ Gareth Bale???

How could Bale play for England?

Through his grandmother apparently

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He was eligible Bazza, just nobody bothered to call him up because he wasn’t a kid at a big club some of the press DID advocate it but hey ho, England would have ruined him, kept him at Left Back or whatever

:lou_facepalm_2:

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Yeah but Harry only moved him to midfield because he was short there and needed someone, before that GB hardly got a look in at left back.

I never knew that, we would have screwed his career up as you guys say.

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riginally posted by Barry SanchezI never knew that, we would have screwed his career up as you guys say

Someone bring back the old Barry, I don’t like this new reasonable one. I don’t know how to respond to him

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Game on…I’m all of a tingle. :lou_surprised:

Hahahahaha

:lou_facepalm_2: 2.36

And the Ayatollah won’t let have a beer to numb this shit. Some guff about it being a school night

lol

I see Bazza’s sat in a corner of the forum, muttering to himself. :lou_eyes_to_sky:

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