Bear, if you get banned, will you start your own forum?
i will prob go back to mumsnet, i used to post on there as a GP from Rochdale who specialises in early diagnosis of breast cancer, just send me pictures yo
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Hey Bearsy, are you Prince William? I noticed in the newspaper he’s a Villa supporter. And like him, you seem to have a lot of interest in Royal babies…
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i just really love baby cambridge bc He was born vaginally + bc He is our saviour, but i don’t really think He is royal baby i think He is more divine than that i.e. like baby jesus + prob He is born of angel seed + i don’t think He is really villa supporter i think He prob likes QPR
So you’re Kate?
no kate is i.e. mary and wills is i.e. joseph and i am more like disciple like i.e. peter. we are still casting for mary magdalene and i.e. judas in the Greatest Story Ever Told Part 2 The Tellening
Well, just covered Villa at 5/1 for £20. This means that if Saints get into Europe, I’ve paid £20 for the privilege. If we don’t, I win £100. I’ve insured the day!
yo who is watching this? wills is such a bad slaphead. Poor baby cambridge
One way traffic this! I feel like I’ve seen this game before tho, just waiting for Villa to get one chance + score.
In the meantime, I’m working on a joke about Calum Chambers on his knees, begging Arsene not to put his Beller in. I will let you know when I’ve got it all worked out!
Shay Given’s hair is lols.
Ozil looks like a waxwork left too close to a radiator.
I’m a bit disappointed to learn that Bearsy actually has to think about his posts.
In other news, I notice that this site has no spillchicker!!
Walcott scores his 5th Saints goal!
Mystic smeg.
Get in Saints!! We is winners! I see now why we sold Walcott to the Arse… Long term planning at it’s best!
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I’m a bit disappointed to learn that Bearsy actually has to think about his posts.
Bearsy? I’m Rosenpenis! Distant cousin, known for his more considered posting style.
Szczesny looks like a smack addict
Ooh! dirty Sanchez!
Dirty Sanchez is sexual slang for a purported sex act where feces is purposely smeared onto a partner’s upper lip. Sex-advice columnist Dan Savage says the act is completely fictional
Thanks Theo.
My friend scared the shit out of him once in town.
He saw Theo walking towards him and thought: “I know that geezer, where do I know him from? Does he owe me money?” As he approached, my mate stopped him by putting his hand in the middle of his chest and got right in his face saying: “Wossup bro, where I know you from?” All aggressive like. Walcott nearly pooped his pants, backed off quickly saying: “I’m Theo Walcott, I play for Saints.”
“Ahhhh…alright mate, how’s it going?” My mate says with a big grin.
Nervous laugh and a quick exit for little Theo.
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i woke up one time to find a distinct smell of fish, and bird sniggering + struggling to keep straight face. Turns out, i was sporting a fanny juice moustache. She considered this to be Hilarious.
I have a very similar story!!!
When I was a kid, I did door to door collections for Swaything footbal club. I was wearing a Saints patch, and I called on Hugh Fisher’s house in Bitterne. I knocked on his door, and Hugh himself answered! I was all like, give me some money, I don’t recognise you at the moment, but will realise who you are about a week later. He was all like, here is your money kid, now fuck off.
Had we both realised who we both were, we would probably have become lifelong stalking buddies. I would have taken pics of him wanking in the shower, and he would have stalked me with court orders telling me to fuck off…
Life as it could, and should have been. 