FA Cup final : Gooners for a day

Originally posted by @pap

Franny seems ambivalent.

I get this point of view, but I dont agree with it. The team will learn and grown from having any kind of European experience and squad wise well be as ready for it next season as we will any. It’s going to be tough to manage form over the season, but that’s the risk. Get it right, and we’ll be making significant step up.

I’m gonna kidnap some kids from Southampton, and ruin them completely.

Bear, if you get banned, will you start your own forum?

i will prob go back to mumsnet, i used to post on there as a GP from Rochdale who specialises in early diagnosis of breast cancer, just send me pictures yo

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Hey Bearsy, are you Prince William? I noticed in the newspaper he’s a Villa supporter. And like him, you seem to have a lot of interest in Royal babies…

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i just really love baby cambridge bc He was born vaginally + bc He is our saviour, but i don’t really think He is royal baby i think He is more divine than that i.e. like baby jesus + prob He is born of angel seed + i don’t think He is really villa supporter i think He prob likes QPR

So you’re Kate?

no kate is i.e. mary and wills is i.e. joseph and i am more like disciple like i.e. peter. we are still casting for mary magdalene and i.e. judas in the Greatest Story Ever Told Part 2 The Tellening

Well, just covered Villa at 5/1 for £20. This means that if Saints get into Europe, I’ve paid £20 for the privilege. If we don’t, I win £100. I’ve insured the day!

yo who is watching this? wills is such a bad slaphead. Poor baby cambridge

One way traffic this! I feel like I’ve seen this game before tho, just waiting for Villa to get one chance + score.

In the meantime, I’m working on a joke about Calum Chambers on his knees, begging Arsene not to put his Beller in. I will let you know when I’ve got it all worked out!

Shay Given’s hair is lols.

Ozil looks like a waxwork left too close to a radiator.

I’m a bit disappointed to learn that Bearsy actually has to think about his posts.

In other news, I notice that this site has no spillchicker!!

Walcott scores his 5th Saints goal!

Mystic smeg.

Get in Saints!! We is winners! I see now why we sold Walcott to the Arse… Long term planning at it’s best!

Originally posted by @Ohio-Saint

I’m a bit disappointed to learn that Bearsy actually has to think about his posts.

Bearsy? I’m Rosenpenis! Distant cousin, known for his more considered posting style.

Szczesny looks like a smack addict

Ooh! dirty Sanchez!

Dirty Sanchez is sexual slang for a purported sex act where feces is purposely smeared onto a partner’s upper lip. Sex-advice columnist Dan Savage says the act is completely fictional

Thanks Theo.

My friend scared the shit out of him once in town.

He saw Theo walking towards him and thought: “I know that geezer, where do I know him from? Does he owe me money?” As he approached, my mate stopped him by putting his hand in the middle of his chest and got right in his face saying: “Wossup bro, where I know you from?” All aggressive like. Walcott nearly pooped his pants, backed off quickly saying: “I’m Theo Walcott, I play for Saints.”

“Ahhhh…alright mate, how’s it going?” My mate says with a big grin.

Nervous laugh and a quick exit for little Theo.

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