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In a completely selfless act, I have drafted in Lukaku and made him triple captain for the game against us this weekend, pretty much guaranteeing he will (in this order);

1/ Score an own goal.

2/ Get yellow carded.

3/ Miss a penalty.

4/ Miss another penalty.

5/ Get a straight red.

6/ All in less than 60 minutes.

Thus scoring me a record low -27pts for a single player outing. All for the good of SFC.

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After his latest injury when getting extra training with a personal trainer

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Gosh, I’m being nice to you guys today

Not nice enough to tell everyone that Aguero has fractured his ribs.

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@btripz has always been tight with his money.

He’s playing Benteke up front but has £53.7m in the bank.

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Soz @saint-or-sinner , thought that one was common knowledge…

Some of us(me) need a little bit more help than others @btripz

I still haven’t read the rules so have no idea how players score points, but Aguero and De Bruyne have got nearly all of mine.

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Anyone still left in the cup? I’ve never been past the first round let alone the second, I’m starting to believe it’s my year.

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Cup? What cup?

Ah, I see, I got knocked out this week…I blame it on the Chinese owners!!

How on earth did Chelsea score 5 but Morata gets just 2 points. What a twat.

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I feel your pain my fat friend.

Aguero captain. Yes please!

Having a midfield containing KDB and Sterling hasn’t fared too badly either.

I’m doing better this week than I normally do and I’ve only got 5 players in my team, doesn’t really say much for my selections throughout the rest of the season :lou_facepalm_2:

I dropped Salah as captain. :lou_facepalm_2: :lou_facepalm_2: :lou_facepalm_2: :lou_facepalm_2:.

Sums up my season.

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Hahahahahahaha. Who did you pick? Crouch?

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Firminho :lou_sad:

BletchFC sitting in a Champions’ League position at the moment. @tokyo-saint and @bucks fighting for UEFA Mug glory whilst @btripz has set his sights on the Johnsone’s Watching Paint Dry Trophy.

Who says I only sing when I’m sitting ‘comfortably’ fourth?