As anyone that knows anything about football would tell you, 2016-17 was a massive statistical anomaly.
That season was so difficult for experts to predict that anyone that actually did well in fantasy football officially knows nothing about football.
I did terribly last year, proving if it was ever in doubt, that I am indeed an expert.
For this reason I’ve held a meeting of the fantasy football Soviet and I’ve unanimously agreed to expunge last year’s results from the official record.
Oh really. Fuck off. Not just because you lost but mainly because I was top for most of the season, before I did my Keegan impression of 96-97 and threw it away - but not to you . You get over it,
Sorted my team for this - gone slightly rogue in midfield and I’m going to need JWP and Capoue to have a good start, but reckon having Kane, Lukaku and Gabbiadini up front should compensate nicely
Got up early to do my fantasy team before tonights deadline and spent so long picking my team, I’m very late for work
No worries, thats the important stuff done for the day.The Fancy Dans are entered and ready for the challenge of a new league and I’m very confident of another season of mid table mediocrity
We’re having to draft new rules right up until the start of the season.
He’s just asked if he can have Darlow (Newcastle keeper) because his grandfather was Welch(sic).
We’ve agreed that he can have any player at any point that has scored 0 points but he has to bench them and if they score any points ever he has to immediately sub them out.
I now don’t care if I lose as it will be worth paying the bet to have seen him grovelling to put an Englishman in his Welch(sic) 15.
If you fancy playing, it’s really easy to get started. The game will even pick a team for you if you’re Barry, sorry, I mean if you don’t know much about football.