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If you have to ask then neither of you could have been that good, even if you were doing it on the kitchen table.

Oh wait you’re talking about football stuff aren’t you? I hope you’re talking about football stuff :lou_surprised:

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The speed at which bletch’s team went down last year certainly got tongues wagging.

Dumb Toke.

See my post above where I clearly explain that I, sorry, the Fantasy Football Soviet has expunged last year’s results from the official record.

It didn’t happen.

Get over it.

Loser.

I went for some beers on Saturday (Yes I did end up unconscious. Again.) with a couple of mates that have FF teams in other leagues.

We have an annual bet £25 to the one that has the most points out of the three of us.

One mate is English but lives in Brazil so this is the first time we’d all been together since last season.

Let’s just say that I’m £25 poorer right now.

2016/17 wasn’t good for me.

We’ve renewed the bet, and also had a couple of side bets.

The other mate is Welsh and he’s going to field a second team of Welsh-only players and he’s got to get within 500 points of the other two.

He was full of bravado about it until we asked him who is sub keeper would be.

The only problem we’ll have is if Bale is sold to a Prem team.

You done your ‘research’ this year bletch? No Wifi in tent problems this year? Any excuses you would like to get in early?

It was the first Friday football in the history of the world that got me off on the wrong foot.

The Wi-Fi-Less tent was just the cherry on top.

Oh really. Fuck off. Not just because you lost but mainly because I was top for most of the season, before I did my Keegan impression of 96-97 and threw it away - but not to you :cool:. You get over it,

Sorted my team for this - gone slightly rogue in midfield and I’m going to need JWP and Capoue to have a good start, but reckon having Kane, Lukaku and Gabbiadini up front should compensate nicely

Got up early to do my fantasy team before tonights deadline and spent so long picking my team, I’m very late for work :lou_facepalm_2:

No worries, thats the important stuff done for the day.The Fancy Dans are entered and ready for the challenge of a new league and I’m very confident of another season of mid table mediocrity

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My Welsh mate is welching on the bet.

He can’t find 15 Welshmen and true.

We’re having to draft new rules right up until the start of the season.

He’s just asked if he can have Darlow (Newcastle keeper) because his grandfather was Welch(sic).

We’ve agreed that he can have any player at any point that has scored 0 points but he has to bench them and if they score any points ever he has to immediately sub them out.

I now don’t care if I lose as it will be worth paying the bet to have seen him grovelling to put an Englishman in his Welch(sic) 15.

No offence, @fowllyd .

Isn’t it?

OK, this is the last calls for people who want to come second to me in the Sotonians Premier League Fantasy Football Extravaganza.

Here is the league as it stands.

If you fancy playing, it’s really easy to get started. The game will even pick a team for you if you’re Barry, sorry, I mean if you don’t know much about football.

Sign up here.

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There you go, made it easy for @saintbletch to get more points than me

Shit, we’ve actually got quite a lot of common ground between our teams.

I’m now wracked with worry and self-doubt.

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Nothing new there then…

McQueen and Ospina are interesting picks.

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Interesting or inspired?

Ospina was a lack of money pick.

How the hell did that happen?

Team & Manager GW Round Score TOT Total Points
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                    https://ismdj.scdn5.secure.raxcdn.com/static/libsass/plfpl/dist/img/new@2x.webp 2x" type="image/webp" sizes="10px"></source> <img title="new" src="https://ismdj.scdn5.secure.raxcdn.com/static/libsass/plfpl/dist/img/new.png" sizes="10px" srcset="https://ismdj.scdn5.secure.raxcdn.com/static/libsass/plfpl/dist/img/new.png,
                    https://ismdj.scdn5.secure.raxcdn.com/static/libsass/plfpl/dist/img/new@2x.png 2x" alt="new" width="10"> </picture> | [ **Mangohampton F.C.**  

Darren Hill ](https://fantasy.premierleague.com/a/team/694872) | 75 | 75 |
| 2 | Sex Drugs and Mane
James McCall
| 73 | 73 |
| 3 | Above Prowse
Steve Horrigan
| 71 | 71 |
| 3 | Run The Kewells
Lewis Lambeth
| 71 | 71 |
| 5 | Amplified Ants
Ant James
| 66 | 66 |
| 5 | Caldicot Saints
Michael Bradley
| 66 | 66 |
| 7 | Les Reeds’ Lamborghi
Mathew Smith
| 64 | 64 |
| 8 | Barking Mad Ballers
Glenn Barker
| 63 | 63 |
| 9 | Hughie’s Saints
Hugh Lalor
| 60 | 60 |
| 10 | Return of the Saint
Richard Burt
| 58 | 58 |
| 11 | Bletch FC
Danny Goodall
| 54 | 54 |
| 11 | 2 hopes
Bob Bain
| 54 | 54 |

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lol at Beltch. I knew he’d get Found Out eventually. He reminds me of Steve McClaren.

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Even in the wise wording of Yoda that makes no sense…