Fat Trolling

These cards were handed out to certain folks on the tube. Did you receive one of these Fatso?

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How can you join if there is no address or contact number ?

This is being handed out by The Weight Watchers group to embarasse all the porkers into joining and spending their hard earned mullah with them insted of Tescoā€™s.

They give one of those to me, I will batter themā€¦

ā€¦and then eat them.

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Hmmm, the plot thickens:

ā€œHe was a hipster. Smartly, trendily dressed. Beard. A random act of pointless cruelty.ā€

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Ignorant tossers. ā€œObject to the enourmous amount of food you consumeā€. I still eat the same amount that I did when I was huge. Its just that my three squares a day are no longer pizza, curry and cake with a side of beer.

I could eat a pizza now.

Itā€™s the fact heā€™s giving them to women and then running off. Fucking coward. I hope someone catches him and shaves his face - hipster cunt.

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Fat Chance

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They are, of course, targetting women it seems. 'Coz they are fucking cowards.

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What a sad, small life to lead; so grossly bloated with loathing and yet so empathically malnourished.

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They mentioned a beard. Where were you yesterday KRG?

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Iā€™d be far too worried about the stones and my glass house to be doing that, cherts.

Ya git.

:lou_lol:

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I notice they gave it to a woman on the train and not a guy. Turkish always has been a coward.

Turkey head would destory Turkish.

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You know how ex-smokers can be amongst some of the most annoying non-smokers?

Perhaps something similar has happened here. Maybe this person was formerly portly, slimmed down and became a bit of a Nazi about it. Thatā€™d actually be preferable to someone that has been thin all their life having a pop.

Iā€™ve been chubbier in my time. Not easy keeping the weight down, so I do get narked when people who can eat 3 Mars Bars a day with apparently no ill effect get on their high horses about gluttony.

I canā€™t imagine Bucks as huge.

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ā€˜Beatifulā€™? I think an appropriate rejoinder might be ā€˜at least I can lose weight whereas youā€™re a thick cunt foreverā€™

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Yeah but yeah butā€¦letā€™s not go from fat hating to hipster hating! If we do - theyā€™ve won!

Originally posted by @Coxford_lou

Originally posted by @Bucks

Ignorant tossers. ā€œObject to the enourmous amount of food you consumeā€. I still eat the same amount that I did when I was huge. Its just that my three squares a day are no longer pizza, curry and cake with a side of beer.

I canā€™t imagine Bucks as huge.

I will take that compliment but I was for a couple of years, about 10 years ago. Longish story best saved for the next beers.

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