FC Midtjylland vs Southampton FC (buildup/match/tears/recriminations)

I genuinely hesitate to use the word ‘retards’ normally. But that pre-match thread on Saintsweb…Jesus Christ.

what is the furthest SFC have got in Europe ever? Are we already there?

I’ll swap ‘retards’ for ‘bellends’ actually. Utter bellends.

I think that when we beat Vitesse, that was our first European win for something like thirty something years. We are not good in Europe. No practice. I think we’ll need to be on good form tonight. I am wondering if Big Vic being out of the travelling party might not be a bad thing. Great player, but if he really is asking to leave, he is not going to be a positive influence. At the same time, little bit scared of how we cope without him.

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We got to the Quarter Finals of the European Cup Winner’s Cup in 1976-77.

UEFA Cup-wise, we’ve never got past the 2nd round (1981-82). That was obviously pre-Europa format with group stages etc.

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Come on you fucking Saints!

(Now you can’t say that on Stevesweb. Or Scunthorpe)

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Them green shirts are a problem on TV ain’t it. We’re all shorts + heads.

Ooooh! Unlucky chaps. Let’s spank these Krona wielders. These bacon enablers. These bastards.

Good effort from the fans there. OWTS nice and audible. It’s like our version of Thermopylae. The 500!

Lack of a creativity is a little worrying.

And conceding goals is even more worrying!!! 1-0 :frowning:

Goal changes nowt except we have to score two now in normal time to win. We always had to score.

FUCKS SAKE!

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“The Southampton of last season is long gone”

Atm, I tend to agree, mate :slight_frown:

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fuck me this is poor. We are going to get done here if we don’t sort our shit out.

Haha booked in the 42nd minute for time wasting. The second half will be infuriating

Yeah, I don’t like being negative, but we really do look poor against what I think is very mediocre opposition.

So far, I’m very underwhelmed by our summer signings

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That’s fair enough. All out second half. No excuses.

FFS what is wrong with this site just logged in typed a classic post and kaboom please log on ffs

I predict Yoshida to score a goal from a corner.

I tread where other footy pundits fear to tread.

My prediction is based on the possible existence of a parallel universe separated by time, and the possibility that I have a stomach bug.

When yoshida scores, I will be happy to explain my bizarre prediction more fully.