Flights to new EXOTIC destination from Southampton Airport

Monkey Tennis
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… screams a link on The Echo’s Homepage.

Where could this possibly be … The West Indies, Seychelles, Thailand etc ?

No siree it’s Ibiza.

Be wafted away to a paradise of Greasy Full English Breakfasts, 2 day old copies of The Sun and Hordes of Fat Half Naked Tattooed, Drunken Norverners now available directly from your local regional airport :cool:

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Oh… :lou_sad:

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It’s better than Eastleigh.

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Originally posted by @pap

It’s better than Eastleigh.

Oi Papster … don’t be dissing my birthplace, or I’ll be forced to rustle up members of The Fairoak, Eastleigh and ChandlersFord Kaos Squad (FECKS) and bring down vengeance on that norvern shitehole that you live in :wink:

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Eric cant you just hack the Dubai Air control system and divert a few of these exotic flights somewhere else?

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Big parts of Ibiza are both cool and bloody expensive. Which is why I frequent Majorca (also 80% cool but cheaper).

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Without wanting to sound like a miserable old bloke who has a misplaced and knee-jerk reaction to everything - Ibiza looks like a fucking shithole full of obnoxious Brits chucking their guts up everywhere, and who are so drunk they would dance to the reversing horn of a dustcart.

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The north of Ibiza is uber cool if you are very rich!

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I’m not.

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You don’t live there now, though :lou_sunglasses:

When I move back down, I’ll be petitioning the authorities to make it a small town in Southampton, official like.

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It’s like Majorca. People who have not been there base their view on what gets reported: mega nightclubs and hordes of 18-25s making no one proud. But this is what happens in 10% of Majorca and maybe 30% of Ibiza and the rest is very different.

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Majorca = Spring cycling in the north of the island.

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Originally posted by @pap

When I move back down, I’ll be petitioning the authorities to make it a small town in Southampton, official like.

P*mpey fans could well be singing that next season.

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Disgusted to learn that eric is cheating on us :lou_wink_2:

http://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/southampton/forum/170775/southampton-airport-to-start-flights-to-exotic-destination/#17

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Just sharing the love.

Don’t wind me up and make me post it on TSW as well!!

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