Food poisoning

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Barry Sanchez posted this 4 weeks ago - Last edited 4 weeks ago

never had it before, Jesus wept, it knocks the shit (literally) out of you, throwing up and water pouring our the backend. The smell akin to a medievil sewer and trying to look after children, woeful, awful and my arse is like a clowns pocket.

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Saint CD posted this 4 weeks ago

For fucks sake Barry, I've just snorted tea out of my nose ... it was the image of a clowns pocket !

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gavstar posted this 4 weeks ago

dodgy chinese?

Saint CD posted this 4 weeks ago

Originally posted by gavstar

dodgy chinese?

 For fucks sake, why did you mention the Chinese. Tin hats on ....

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Cobham Saint posted this 4 weeks ago

The folks in t'Lakes are a weird lot Baz. Don't like Outlanders. Probably shat in your dinner and teabagged your ale at the weekend.

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saintbletch posted this 4 weeks ago

They said he didn't care about the club but it turns out Barry really does give a shit. 

Barry Sanchez posted this 4 weeks ago

Originally posted by gavstar

dodgy chinese?

 Actually yes, in Liverpool we have chippies that do the lot, I ordered coming back from football and went for the battered saveloy, never again, I'm coming round now, where is the water stored in you body?

Barry Sanchez posted this 4 weeks ago

Originally posted by Cobham Saint

The folks in t'Lakes are a weird lot Baz. Don't like Outlanders. Probably shat in your dinner and teabagged your ale at the weekend.

 Highly recommmend it, this is what makes the Lakes special.

saintbletch posted this 4 weeks ago

I heard once that if you don't refrigerate it properly, humble pie can make you shit like a goose.

gavstar posted this 4 weeks ago

I had it really bad once on a roadtrip to Italy, we had to stop every 20-30 miles for me to empty myself rather violently, locals must have thought a rabid yeti was on the loose with the noises and smells coming from the bushes.

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Barry Sanchez posted this 4 weeks ago

Originally posted by saintbletch

I heard once that if you don't refrigerate it properly, humble pie can make you shit like a goose.

 Do gooses shit a large amount? Do they like humble pie?

Goatboy posted this 4 weeks ago

For Mrs G's birthday a few years ago we went to Marrakesh and on our last day I'd booked the pair of us into a spa to spoil her a bit. Unfortunately I had some dodgy rice the day before and spent the whole of her birthday puking until my throat burned and shitting until my arse was like a ragged windsock. She won't forget that one in a hurry.

saintbletch posted this 4 weeks ago

Gooses.

I love you Barry Sanchez.

Gooses† shit every 17 minutes. 

Fact.

 

*If only we had a word for multiple gooses.

gavstar posted this 4 weeks ago

Originally posted by Barry Sanchez

Originally posted by saintbletch

I heard once that if you don't refrigerate it properly, humble pie can make you shit like a goose.

 Do gooses shit a large amount? Do they like humble pie?

 Gooses don't mind a bit of humble pie, it's good for them, the ganders aren't as enamoured but by proxy it's good for them too.

Goatboy posted this 4 weeks ago

Originally posted by Barry Sanchez

Originally posted by saintbletch

I heard once that if you don't refrigerate it properly, humble pie can make you shit like a goose.

 Do gooses shit a large amount? Do they like humble pie?

 They'll eat what they're fucking told to eat.

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saintbletch posted this 4 weeks ago

Originally posted by Goatboy

Originally posted by Barry Sanchez

Originally posted by saintbletch

I heard once that if you don't refrigerate it properly, humble pie can make you shit like a goose.

 Do gooses shit a large amount? Do they like humble pie?

 They'll eat what they're fucking told to eat.

Imagine that liver in a Branstone Pickle jar Goat.

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Saint CD posted this 4 weeks ago

Originally posted by saintbletch

Gooses.

I love you Barry Sanchez.

Gooses† shit every 17 minutes. 

Fact.

 

*If only we had a word for multiple gooses.

 I think Goose-i works as a plural (come to think of it, it also works for Barry's anal predicament !)

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lifeintheslowlane posted this 4 weeks ago

Originally posted by Barry Sanchez

Originally posted by gavstar

dodgy chinese?

 Actually yes, in Liverpool we have chippies that do the lot, I ordered coming back from football and went for the battered saveloy, never again, I'm coming round now, where is the water stored in you body?

 Sounds familiar...since when has @Fatso lived in Scouseland?

Areola Grandee posted this 4 weeks ago

They do say God works in mysterious ways.. although this time I suspect Satan had more to do with it 

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Sadoldgit posted this 4 weeks ago

It seems that the club isn’t turning to shit but Barry is. Karma! Or a dodgy korma?

Fowllyd posted this 4 weeks ago

Originally posted by Barry Sanchez

Originally posted by saintbletch

I heard once that if you don't refrigerate it properly, humble pie can make you shit like a goose.

 Do gooses shit a large amount? Do they like humble pie?

We had a family of Canada geese waddling around where I work for some months - there's a pond on site that they clearly liked. The amount of shit that six geese could produce was, frankly, staggering. Can't help you on the himble pie front though; I never heard them mention Steve Marriott, but that doesn't really prove it one way or the other.