Football Manager 2016

In the absence of MLG, I’ll fill in.

Early access beta - via pre-orders from participating retailers two weeks before release

**Demo ** - a few days before release

Game released - 7th November 2015

The greatest football manager game ever, just got better!

This year there are some absolutely amazing changes, the game will hardly be recongnisable at all.

Changes include:

Early access beta - via pre-orders from participating retailers two weeks before release

**Demo ** - a few days before release

Game released - 7th November 2015

Changes include:

New side style tactics bar. It’s not just the same as the current horizontal one but on its side (honestly).

Players will pass the ball slightly differently. 4,000 programmers have been working night and day and there will now be vastly more back heals and overheads to make the game more realistic (subject to revision in Jan 2016 patch).

Easy to use tactics, get your players running everywhere.

Refs will use that shaving foam spray thing.

GOAL line technology! You will now be able to see if the slightly fuzzy ball crossed the slightly fuzzy line or not.

Player updates – Gerrard now doing Hollywood balls in Hollywood. Clyne at Man Utd, Mane at Liverpool, Saints with still not quite enough to spend but loads of talented youth as no one can be bothered to argue with MLG.

Wales and Scotland now not completely shit!

Portsmouth still shit!

And the biggest new features for 2016

Ball boys! In football manager 2016 you will now be able to scout, train and transfer ball boys. Get them to speed up the play or slow it down. Get fat welsh ones to lie on the ball and watch mental players kick them and get sent off.

All new amazing features!

£34.99 from all good games shops – go past the play station stuff, then past the X box, keep going and you’ll find it at the back left corner.

2 Likes

I’m forty years old now. I am rapidly getting to the stage where most games feel like a waste of time. This definitely does. I am sure there is a gap in the market for something which just tells you that you’re an excellent football manager, a wondermaker, and hailed by fans, etc - without the time commitment.

Meh, pass

Originally posted by @BTripz

Meh, pass

Yeah, bring back MLG!