Fucking Cobblers!

Fucking hate those North-side cunts, ain’t it! Who’s with me? Seen them all on twitter today, trying to justify racist sex-videos, just cos they’re signing pearson’s son or whatever. Twats.

Up the South Side Massive! North side = our shadow 4eva

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What racist sex videos?

What does it matter? All racist sex videos is bad imo!

Typical cobblers innit! No Morals! They would rape their own grandma if it would get them 3pts!

Fair point!

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From gobblers to cobblers in the space of a few weeks.

I suppose it’s a sensible move if your shoes need mending.

But, personally …

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I thought this was the shoe fetist thread. Back to my meatballs.

I once went out drinking in Northampton on a Thursday night. Apart from me and my best mate, the only people in the bars were the bar staff. This was before the smoking ban and as far as I know, no-one was pre-warned that we were coming.

Boring basts. Those Notonians can fucking do one. South side all the way.

I’m sorry. What?

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Originally posted by @Furball

I’m sorry. What?

Bear is cryptically trying to start a rivalry with our -hampton suffix rivals to the North. I had to do a bit of legwork, so as a result, am now totally invested in this new and exciting avenue of potential tension, although I think Bear might have aimed too high and that we should have taken Littlehampton out first as a test run.

We shall see.

Can we not start a rivalry with The Hamptons in USA? They fufil the “Hampton” criteria and are a bunch of posho’s so we can have a class war with them. Apparently though the Hamptons are a bunch of villages around the U.S. Southampton. Can we have a rivalry with a foreign Southampton?

Andy Warhol’s old house is on the market for $85m.

lol littlehapton are obs smaller. they dont even deny it!

I think Bear is right. Northampton are the clear and present danger. Never let it be said that I don’t listen though. I’ve produced a small list of possible Hampton rivalries for us to consider.

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Personally, I’m all up for Northampton as a rival. I like the North-side/South-side thing. We both have teams that are called Saints. Similar size in population (although we’re a city - take THAT, Notonians!). Here is some artfully subtle propaganda I have produced in furtherance of the Bear’s cause.

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In the US, a cobbler is a crumble. That is to say for example, apple crumble = apple cobbler.

For this reason alone, the title of the thread had me thinking about the apple pie fucking scene in American Pie. I ran straight to the fridge to look for some apple crumble so that I could try out Bearsy’s reccomendation. Bad luck for me, no cobblers to be found.

Anyone want to buy a gallon of milk with extra cream? For some reason I just don’t want to drink it.

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Never liked Hampton Court either now that is one NOTHING - Hampton if I have ever seen one!