I’m going for a Saints loss, MP sacking, and KD caretaker manager until we unveil Mark Hughes following his sacking from Stoke. What fun!
Since when have the skates been scummers? WTF is this site?
In Olden Days Portsmouth used to be referred to as Scum, and Skates only came in more recent with the prawn sandwich brigade & mavis rileys & barry sanchez’s.
Edit: It come up on saintsweb several times srs
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I’m sure we used to sing a song where we address them as ‘Pompey scum’, I may be wrong i’m not a historian or anything. I also remember shouting ‘Scummer’ from the milton road end at any ex pompey players that were visiting that day, don’t think I was shouting it on my own, could have been the voices in my head I suppose.
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Boys, no comedy in thread title is bad omen… I am aghast PS…at least BTOpenzonaldefending makes an attempt… fair enough its a usually McIntyresque/Tarbuck country levels, but he tries. PhilistineSaint offers what? tut tut, you have been warned!
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@areloa-grandee Southampton FC is the joke in the title have you not seen them play recently?
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2/10 - bit Stan Boardman 
No they didn’t all rivals called each other scum but theirs stuck to ours from the 70’s due to a made up strike etc etc
yeah i know. I think your first 3 words should be “yes they did” though cos then it would make more Sense
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So is Pied the new Marian Pahars??
Jérémy Pied has joined fellow defenders Cédric and Wesley Hoedt on the sidelines, with the trio definitely ruled out of Saturday’s trip to Fulham in the Emirates FA Cup.
Holy shit, back four of Stephens, Yosh, Bednarek, and Bertie? Why not throw McQueen in for Bertie for the full effect?
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Think I’m gonna try a 3-4-3 for this game in search of +goals. What’s the worst that could happen?
MC Car Thief
Steve Jackson Yo Shida Bert Rand
Le Minor Hog Pog Romeo MC Queen
Gabby O’Dean Shlong Boufle
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Smiling players warning!! Do not watch if easily offended
Upvoted purely for ‘Hog Pog’! Ha ha
Not saying I agree with this… *cough*… but it did make me laugh!
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Fulham will beat us. We should sign that Sessangan from them .
2-0
Let’s win and then sign Sessegnon.
Preferable surely?
In the video that I haven’t seen is there a pinging volley from 40 yards and all the lads bundle in laughing? Or someone running in the middle of a circle laughing as he can’t get the ball from one touch? We’re unreal we are…