Well I thought of going the funny route but still think the M3 is the best way to London and that is not funny in any sense of the word,
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Sorry Bearsy voted down for being a bit of a Bazza and he is betting on a Saints Relegation and a Scummer promotion
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I agree It’s about time we all had some respite from BTripz.
That’s what you meant, right PS?
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We should try to score more than one goal and let less than two goals in. To do this we need to attack. And remember to defend well.
Team talk done MP, you are welcome.
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Well ok, but if the feel in my balls of a Saints lose turns out to be a prescient piece of football analysis, and not, as you suggest, a pessimistic piece of illogical self-hatred + trolling, I want that d-vote to be redacted, and you to give me £11 in cash
Hard cash or bitcoin?
I’m going for a Saints loss, MP sacking, and KD caretaker manager until we unveil Mark Hughes following his sacking from Stoke. What fun!
Since when have the skates been scummers? WTF is this site?
In Olden Days Portsmouth used to be referred to as Scum, and Skates only came in more recent with the prawn sandwich brigade & mavis rileys & barry sanchez’s.
Edit: It come up on saintsweb several times srs
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I’m sure we used to sing a song where we address them as ‘Pompey scum’, I may be wrong i’m not a historian or anything. I also remember shouting ‘Scummer’ from the milton road end at any ex pompey players that were visiting that day, don’t think I was shouting it on my own, could have been the voices in my head I suppose.
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Boys, no comedy in thread title is bad omen… I am aghast PS…at least BTOpenzonaldefending makes an attempt… fair enough its a usually McIntyresque/Tarbuck country levels, but he tries. PhilistineSaint offers what? tut tut, you have been warned!
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@areloa-grandee Southampton FC is the joke in the title have you not seen them play recently?
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2/10 - bit Stan Boardman 
No they didn’t all rivals called each other scum but theirs stuck to ours from the 70’s due to a made up strike etc etc
yeah i know. I think your first 3 words should be “yes they did” though cos then it would make more Sense
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So is Pied the new Marian Pahars??
Jérémy Pied has joined fellow defenders Cédric and Wesley Hoedt on the sidelines, with the trio definitely ruled out of Saturday’s trip to Fulham in the Emirates FA Cup.
Holy shit, back four of Stephens, Yosh, Bednarek, and Bertie? Why not throw McQueen in for Bertie for the full effect?
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Think I’m gonna try a 3-4-3 for this game in search of +goals. What’s the worst that could happen?
MC Car Thief
Steve Jackson Yo Shida Bert Rand
Le Minor Hog Pog Romeo MC Queen
Gabby O’Dean Shlong Boufle
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Smiling players warning!! Do not watch if easily offended