It’s that time of year again.
The funniest ‘joke’ from this year is by Darren Walsh below.
The top 10 funniest jokes of the Fringe
- “I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It’s Hans free” - Darren Walsh
- “Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse … but enough about Kanye West” - Stewart Francis
- “Surely every car is a people carrier?” - Adam Hess
- “What’s the difference between a ‘hippo’ and a ‘Zippo’? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter” - Masai Graham
- “If I could take just one thing to a desert island I probably wouldn’t go” - Dave Green
- “Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That’s not a miracle. That’s tapas” - Mark Nelson
- “Red sky at night. Shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night. Day” - Tom Parry
- “The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves” - Alun Cochrane
- “Clowns divorce. Custardy battle” - Simon Munnery
- “They’re always telling me to live my dreams. But I don’t want to be naked in an exam I haven’t revised for…” - Grace The Child
and these missed the short list…
- “I never lie on my CV…because it creases it.” - Jenny Collier
- “If you don’t know what introspection is you need to take a long, hard look at yourself” - Ian Smith
- “I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time” - Tom Ward
- “Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I’m reminded of the definition of a gentleman. It’s someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn’t” - Gyles Brandreth
- “Let me tell you a little about myself. It’s a reflexive pronoun that means ‘me’” - Ally Houston
- “Earlier this year I saw “The Theory of Everything” - loved it. Should’ve been called “Look Who’s Hawking”, that’s my only criticism” - James Acaster