Gavstar v Btripz (RUS v SAR) Thu 14th June 4pm (ITV)

Make no mistake this is personal, @gavstar hates @btripz .

If neither gets guested as a result of this fixture it’ll be a miracle.

Gentlemen, who should we be watching from your respective team?

I’m particularly interested in Bob’s analysis of the Saudi squad.

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I’m expecting a lot of good natured racist banter…I’m often disappointed. :lou_wink_2:

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concensus of the personnel offshore this will be 2-1 to the Ruskies

Hmmm, who is going to manage to bribe the other team the most?

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I’m not sure I apreciate Beltch’s attempts at dragging me into a slanging match with Bob, I actually quite like him, I mean, he sometimes calls me ‘Gareth’ which can be annoying and I’ve corrected him several times and he still does it but that’s ok, and he’s never bought me a beer at the meet up’s and I’ve bought him several but I don’t think that was personal, and I lent him 50p which I’ve never fucking seen back, WHERE’S MY FUCKING 50p BOB YOU CUNT?!!?! But other than that yeah he’s ok I don’t mind him much so just stop trying to cause aggro Bletch.

Man to watch: Fedor Smolov - will be my bet for first goalscorer in this match.

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Saudi haven’t won a match in the three World Cups they’ve participated in since 1994 , so something has got to give in this one, surely.

Our Fellani lookalike will surely strike fear into the Russian hearts.

Expect the traditional pre match handshake to be replaced by the players swapping brown envelopes.

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This one has me really fired up to spend 60 quid in taxi fares and beer to watch on a proper TV screen.

Oh wait that was meant for Tuesday.

And supposed to read Mrs D_P is gonna kill me if I don’t take her to the Pub etc.

Opening game #0-0 draw written all over it

£5 on 3-0 Russia, Smolov 1st goalscorer scorecast pays out £95. Now I have a legitimate reason to watch this game (or parts thereof until such time as my bet is spoiled) :lou_lol:

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But I thought what we did in the car park was repayment…

I’d like Russia to win this one, partly because I’d like to see Saudi Arabia smashed in every game, returning home with their oily tails between their legs.

Onward, Comrade @gavstar .

Screw you, @btripz .

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The loser of this match should have to pm dick pics to everyone.

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Oh and the same rules apply to each game. When are Japan playing? I may need to get a razor in.

Perhaps do what this song was all about instead?

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Bob does that anyway doesn’t he?

Also does this contravene GDPR? Do I need to tick a box somewhere or fill out a form to receive these dick pics?

Here you go, some behind the scenes stuff on the Saudis…

Off for a Big Mac before the game then

Russia winning 1-0 after 12 minutes.

Saudi look pretty good.

Interestingly the scorer is called Gavinsky!

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Actually it’s Gazinskiy, but that’s close enough

Tyldesley being a twat early in the proceedings. Glenda’s put him right.