Gutted for the boy Abandon. But then, two losses from two matches is as poor a start as can be imagined. Perhaps, given time, he could have turned it around, but with the midweek game against Liverpool coming up, the forum board clearly felt that they had to act.
I think we can all join in wishing Gay Abandon well in the future; who knows, he may find himself a job as match thread starter on another forum.
ABANDON ALL HOPE
In his first press interview since he left his position at Sotonians.com official match thread starter, Gay Abandon launched into a scathing attack against the papsweb board (the holding company).
Bollocks
‘It’s just plain wrong. I helped them out of a hole after that twat Cracked rib buggered off to those Northern London fuckwits Upthecockspurs.co.uk on a promise of a guaranteed weekly 150pts bonus’
‘the board are complete and utter c***s’. Mr Abandon then launched into a series of foul mouth nonsensical expletives aimed at those that, he feels have let his down. we apologise to any of our readers who may find his ‘colourful’ language offensive.
I f***ing can’t f***ing believe these f***ing *rseholes, they are just so f***ing f**k, And another thing. Don’t f**king think they can come running back begging for me to return when whichever back stabbing bastard they employ is just as total bollocks… Well not less I was offered double points and a new 250 point signing on badge that is.’
Athough neither papsweb nor the Sotonians.com representatives have yet to officially repond, a source close to the board suggested that papsweb officials ‘must be right f*cked off with what that arse*ole has been spouting in public - glad to get rid of the useless twat I would imagine - is a about time they considered someone with Intrnational experience anyway’
Rubber impression of a bear’s cock
If the board do indeed feel the same as our ‘source’ in the Philippines suggests, then Mr Abandon could be well and truly shafted by something small yet uncomfortable.
We await papsweb official response with interest as this could rumble on. And on…until it is definitely no longer amusing…
I came to papsweb to get away from the knee-jerk reactionaries, FFS.
Give the lad time. He’ll come good.
Well I’ve thought about this whole thing some more, and I’ve come to the conclusion that the removal of the boy Abandon was absolutely correct. After all, if a match thread starter loses twice in a row he (or indeed she) has to be out, surely. Yes, they say you can’t win every game, but I don’t see why the fuck not. Where the fuck is the ambition of this fucking forum? Where are the big-name signings? What the fuck is going on here?
Seems to me this fucking forum is still run like a shitty seaside bed and breakfast. Plus ca fucking change. Fucking. Fucking. Fucking. Fuck.
I demand an official statement form papsweb inc.
I blame Cortese.
I say it’s time to move on…to draw a line under what’s gone before…without malice, recrimination or regret.
We would all, I’m sure have liked to have seen Gay succeed but it was not to be and no campaign for reinstatement is going to paper over the bitter words already said on the manner of his dismissal.
Yes his Papship acted like a petty Napoleon…striding through the corridors of Sotonians.com, crushing any opinion seen to run in contravention of his win at all costs attitude. Others have already been sent into exile at his behest but it is only fair to say he still carries the support of his saleried staff.
He does however ride astride the razor blade of public opinion. If his new appointment does not deliver…and deliver quickly, I need not point out too graphicly where the next cut will come.
It was the manner of the defeats, rather than the defeats themselves.
The lad doesn’t inspire. The Steve Wigley of Papsweb.
Harsh 
But funny 
Mr Abandon, if you need any advice re unfair dismissal just let me know. 
A generous offer no doubt, but the compromise agreement has been reached. I will now seek an alternative role… 
I would just like to point out that Gay Abandon is the Bunny Lebowski of the employment relations world. He sacked himself, dudes.
No management decision was ever made.
splutter! *slputer f***… no words were needed - the tear in the space time continuum and bad vibes papsweb was sending me through hypercyber space string thing told their own harsh message. You know not how much I wept.
Originally posted by @areloa-grandee
splutter! *slputer f***… no words were needed - the tear in the space time continuum and bad vibes papsweb was sending me through hypercyber space string thing told their own harsh message. You know not how much I wept.
I’ve told you before, Gay Abandon. I am not responsible for any of the voices in your head*.
* Except “Ricky the Racoon”. I could never deny that.
Originally posted by @pap
Originally posted by @areloa-grandee
splutter! *slputer f***… no words were needed - the tear in the space time continuum and bad vibes papsweb was sending me through hypercyber space string thing told their own harsh message. You know not how much I wept.
I’ve told you before, Gay Abandon. I am not responsible for any of the voices in your head*.
* Except " Ricky the Racoon". I could never deny that.
I told you not to mention him again…ever. Even after I had mentally stuck the liitle annoying fucker through the wood chipper (must have been after an episode of Fargo) did I slowly begin to get some peace… strangely, even now the 'chirpy twat’s sickening sycophantic howls reminds me of a name long forgotten… but frequent visits to the doctor come to mind
Hope you’re fucking happy with yourselves, ya knee-jerk pricks.
Bring back Gay.
Bring back Gipsbein…
All knee jerk at the momemt we need consistency FFS!!!
Oh those halcyon days when we used to approach each match with Gay Abandon, not a care in the world. We were happy then.
<sigh> now they seem but a distant memory 
TBF… twas Cracked Rib that was the man…Gay Abandon was shit.