I demand an official statement form papsweb inc.
I blame Cortese.
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I say itās time to move onā¦to draw a line under whatās gone beforeā¦without malice, recrimination or regret.
We would all, Iām sure have liked to have seen Gay succeed but it was not to be and no campaign for reinstatement is going to paper over the bitter words already said on the manner of his dismissal.
Yes his Papship acted like a petty Napoleonā¦striding through the corridors of Sotonians.com, crushing any opinion seen to run in contravention of his win at all costs attitude. Others have already been sent into exile at his behest but it is only fair to say he still carries the support of his saleried staff.
He does however ride astride the razor blade of public opinion. If his new appointment does not deliverā¦and deliver quickly, I need not point out too graphicly where the next cut will come.
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It was the manner of the defeats, rather than the defeats themselves.
The lad doesnāt inspire. The Steve Wigley of Papsweb.
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Harsh 
But funny 
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Mr Abandon, if you need any advice re unfair dismissal just let me know. 
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A generous offer no doubt, but the compromise agreement has been reached. I will now seek an alternative roleā¦ 
I would just like to point out that Gay Abandon is the Bunny Lebowski of the employment relations world. He sacked himself, dudes.
No management decision was ever made.
splutter! *slputer f***ā¦ no words were needed - the tear in the space time continuum and bad vibes papsweb was sending me through hypercyber space string thing told their own harsh message. You know not how much I wept.
Originally posted by @areloa-grandee
splutter! *slputer f***ā¦ no words were needed - the tear in the space time continuum and bad vibes papsweb was sending me through hypercyber space string thing told their own harsh message. You know not how much I wept.
Iāve told you before, Gay Abandon. I am not responsible for any of the voices in your head*.
* Except āRicky the Racoonā. I could never deny that.
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Originally posted by @pap
Originally posted by @areloa-grandee
splutter! *slputer f***ā¦ no words were needed - the tear in the space time continuum and bad vibes papsweb was sending me through hypercyber space string thing told their own harsh message. You know not how much I wept.
Iāve told you before, Gay Abandon. I am not responsible for any of the voices in your head*.
* Except " Ricky the Racoon". I could never deny that.
I told you not to mention him againā¦ever. Even after I had mentally stuck the liitle annoying fucker through the wood chipper (must have been after an episode of Fargo) did I slowly begin to get some peaceā¦ strangely, even now the 'chirpy twatās sickening sycophantic howls reminds me of a name long forgottenā¦ but frequent visits to the doctor come to mind
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Hope youāre fucking happy with yourselves, ya knee-jerk pricks.
Bring back Gay.
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Bring back Gipsbeinā¦
All knee jerk at the momemt we need consistency FFS!!!
Oh those halcyon days when we used to approach each match with Gay Abandon, not a care in the world. We were happy then.
<sigh> now they seem but a distant memory 
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TBFā¦ twas Cracked Rib that was the manā¦Gay Abandon was shit.
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Whatās in a name?
Gay, it was a noble thing you did, raising that money for Goatās charity; but, letās be honest, things have gone down hill ever since. Havenāt you heard the old saying: āIf itās cracked, donāt fix itā?
I appreciate it will be painful, but I think you know what needs to be done, Gay - weāre only talking one rib, ffs.
For the sake of the team, like.
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Alas, tis beyond my control, and only and overwhelming show of support and demand from a true majority of proud and upstanding Sotonion.comites appealing to this holy papness might change thingsā¦ and save our seasonā¦ but I am not one to shamelessly campaign for such attention
Iām not suggesting you change your name back again, Gay - just suggesting you crack another rib.
Alas, I am too plastic(and wuss) to endure such pain for the greater good
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