Gay Abandon 'sacked' from match threads starting duties

I say it’s time to move on…to draw a line under what’s gone before…without malice, recrimination or regret.

We would all, I’m sure have liked to have seen Gay succeed but it was not to be and no campaign for reinstatement is going to paper over the bitter words already said on the manner of his dismissal.

Yes his Papship acted like a petty Napoleon…striding through the corridors of Sotonians.com, crushing any opinion seen to run in contravention of his win at all costs attitude. Others have already been sent into exile at his behest but it is only fair to say he still carries the support of his saleried staff.

He does however ride astride the razor blade of public opinion. If his new appointment does not deliver…and deliver quickly, I need not point out too graphicly where the next cut will come.

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It was the manner of the defeats, rather than the defeats themselves.

The lad doesn’t inspire. The Steve Wigley of Papsweb.

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Harsh :lou_angry:

But funny :lou_lol:

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Mr Abandon, if you need any advice re unfair dismissal just let me know. :wink:

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A generous offer no doubt, but the compromise agreement has been reached. I will now seek an alternative role… :lou_wink_2:

I would just like to point out that Gay Abandon is the Bunny Lebowski of the employment relations world. He sacked himself, dudes.

No management decision was ever made.

splutter! *slputer f***… no words were needed - the tear in the space time continuum and bad vibes papsweb was sending me through hypercyber space string thing told their own harsh message. You know not how much I wept.

Originally posted by @areloa-grandee

splutter! *slputer f***… no words were needed - the tear in the space time continuum and bad vibes papsweb was sending me through hypercyber space string thing told their own harsh message. You know not how much I wept.

I’ve told you before, Gay Abandon. I am not responsible for any of the voices in your head*.

* Except “Ricky the Racoon”. I could never deny that.

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Originally posted by @pap

Originally posted by @areloa-grandee

splutter! *slputer f***… no words were needed - the tear in the space time continuum and bad vibes papsweb was sending me through hypercyber space string thing told their own harsh message. You know not how much I wept.

I’ve told you before, Gay Abandon. I am not responsible for any of the voices in your head*.

* Except " Ricky the Racoon". I could never deny that.

I told you not to mention him again…ever. Even after I had mentally stuck the liitle annoying fucker through the wood chipper (must have been after an episode of Fargo) did I slowly begin to get some peace… strangely, even now the 'chirpy twat’s sickening sycophantic howls reminds me of a name long forgotten… but frequent visits to the doctor come to mind

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Hope you’re fucking happy with yourselves, ya knee-jerk pricks.

Bring back Gay.

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Bring back Gipsbein…

All knee jerk at the momemt we need consistency FFS!!!

Oh those halcyon days when we used to approach each match with Gay Abandon, not a care in the world. We were happy then.

<sigh> now they seem but a distant memory :lou_sad:

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TBF… twas Cracked Rib that was the man…Gay Abandon was shit.

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What’s in a name?

Gay, it was a noble thing you did, raising that money for Goat’s charity; but, let’s be honest, things have gone down hill ever since. Haven’t you heard the old saying: “If it’s cracked, don’t fix it”?

I appreciate it will be painful, but I think you know what needs to be done, Gay - we’re only talking one rib, ffs.

For the sake of the team, like.

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Alas, tis beyond my control, and only and overwhelming show of support and demand from a true majority of proud and upstanding Sotonion.comites appealing to this holy papness might change things… and save our season… but I am not one to shamelessly campaign for such attention

I’m not suggesting you change your name back again, Gay - just suggesting you crack another rib.

Alas, I am too plastic(and wuss) to endure such pain for the greater good

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:lou_eyes_to_sky: You Scots.

Originally posted by @Halo-Stickman

:lou_eyes_to_sky: You Scots.

I am on English stock… in my veins runs the blood of an English wuss

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