My bird is obsessed with a show called Scandal. It is an American show. It is the dumbest show Iāve ever seen. Itās about a bird called Olivia Pope who does pr in Washington, and is also banging the President. I fkn hate Olivia Pope! Whenever there is a problem and people donāt know what to do, the sycophants she surrounds herself with turn to Olivia Pope and say, āOlivia, what does your gut tell you? Your gut is always right!ā
Oliviaās gut is the worst narrative device in all fiction. Iām really fkn sick about hearing about it! Itās like a deus ex machina, whenever things donāt make sense they turn to Olivia Popeās gut, and it magics up a fucking answer, without any referral to logic or sense.
the pacing of the show is all over the place too. In the episode I had to sit through the other night this bird was approached by people offering her money to run for president, and in the very next scene she was suddenly in a hospital having to do criminal things cos they were blackmailing her, and in the very next scene the things they had her do meant someone else went to prison, and in the very next scene she blackmailed them back to get the guy released, and in the very next scene he was back out and everything was ok. I was like, what the fuck is happening? Havenāt like literally months just passed by?
The worst of it of course, is that being an american show there is approximately 700 episodes to wade through.
Yeah, I should have said the Camorra and then put Naples Mafia in brackets for the 98.3% of the forum membership that wouldnāt have a clue what I was on about.
PS are you also suggesting that I should have spelled Camorra incorrectly too?
Have you seen the first 2 Fargo seasons? Itās quite brilliant TV. Noah Hawley, the showrunner/writer has created this fictional world based, with the approval of the Coens. Itās pretty reverential. each season has a different theme though itās connected. āThis story isnāt trueā
Just started to watch Hard Sun. The premise is that the world is going to end in 5 years. Someone hacked into NASA and the info is out there but the authorities are stopping at nothing to keep the lid on it for fear of anarchy. Throw in the sub plot of a dodgy copper who is flitting between two families and off you go. Throws up a number of philosophical questions and is a good un for the conspiracy theorists.
Itās hit and miss tbh. What I like to do is not blow my wad until itās the bloke turn to pick, cos then you have like 5 different birds to chose from, rather than just one.
I was watching the other day, and I sat through the bird picking from 5 blokes section, even though it was v.uncomfortable having all them cocks in my face, and then it was commercial break, so I got very excited, and started playing with My Self in preperation.
Then the bloke come on to chooseā¦ and he was a gay, and I had to look at another 5 cocks
