Guinea Pigs Required

There is a discussion on Discourse and GDPR here…

Here’s the OP…

GDPR that will be effective in EU by 28/5/2018 requires more careful handling of personal data. As I’ve analyzed needed changes in our software I’ve found following:

We need explicit consent by user to gather personal data (username, ip addresses) - I think that registration in forum can be taken as explicit consent

We need to handle them any personal data per request, so is there any convenient way to export the data we are collecting about the user? I mean are there any data not currently visible to the user in his profile? I can only think of IP addresses.

We need to delete the data per request - this could be easilly done be removing all post, removing user or anonymizing user.

Are you EU providers preparing for this new policy somehow?

Level 4 mother fuckers, you read it here first. I made it to curry night!

You do realise that The Soviet position is renewed annually, don’t you?

…and that IF we move to Discourse, we’ll be sure to do it 366 days after the last Soviet elections.

Woo hoo! another win

It is actually possible to copy text on the new supersite

And appoint your Data Processor and Data Controller.
You will actually have the same rabbit hole that I am falling down.
We have an SaaS solution. It links lots of tech including Mobile & Communications. Our IP does funky shit on the cloud.
We sell that SaaS to companies that then interact with their clients.
Exactly like Sotonians - you have “us” and our stuff is then stored by you on someone else’s servers.
Soooooooooo
I need an army of legal beagles to write the correct contracts - as technically would you.
IF your cloud provider is compromised and data is abused, your asses have to be covered legally and vice versa.
Which is why I am meeting experts next week to begining to make sense of how much that will all cost
And next trick is to see if copy and paste now works from here easily

  1. Work email is gmail

  2. Android email is gmail

Work things need Android Apps and demos on my phone. Most are white label test ones. Work accounts are fatal because you can get fired and lose everything yet I do not need "Event Apps. So that is massively messy. gmail is WAY more easy and susceptible to Spam than anything else I use, plus you get all those farking emails about looking at octo-porn on You Tube or whatever and it STILL gets shit from Google + (how is that still going?)

  1. Work things I don’t want work to know about is windowslive and important stuff like all my Ryder Cup training and security things

  2. 15 years of personal shit is on yahoo and no way I am exporting all of them anywhere

#dinosaursarestilluseful

Obviously any important things and proper emails are encrypted and buried in the dark web account that my (sadly deceased) Security Guru set up for me when we hacked the NSA and had to leaave town in a hurry

:lou_eyes_to_sky:

maybe

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Not like pap&bletch inc to make up the rules as you go along. Anyway, everyone knows it takes you fuckers 6 months to count the votes and another couple of months to decide if a trip to a random pub in Totton is required or not. By that time I will be level 4rd out of my tits on tikka masala.

We can always look back to the great original soviet though. Like when we erm… err… changed the rules so it was like a suggestion box. The golden days of papsweb.

Oh shut the fuck up you needy cunt*.

Deal with the fact you’ve been weaned and are in the real world where mum can’t save you from the paps and then bletches of the world .

Grow a pair you scothc twat.

*Love you like a brother/son.

x

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Curry rage is a horrible thing.

Just level 4 me so I can start infracting people.

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My eyes don’t work and my hands won’t stop shaking. Have I missed anything?

No but it sounds like you have an exciting evening of self-indulgence ahead of you.

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Right

I shall be technotarding the new site to destruction* if only the site address would be recognised on my phone browser - A fail already?

* If I can’t break it then it’ll be good to go Bletch.

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Had a very quick go on the site. Looks good and new

Need to spend some more time obvs but a couple of comments 1) couldn’t pm admin, but I seem to recall it might be disabled :wheelchair: 2) couldn’t seem to get to latest comments in threads - again, probably me.

Will play around a bit more, probably later in the week. Is thee a testing deadline @undefined

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thee = there

  1. So new users are level 0 - I’ll up your level to Level 3 which should make things easier.

  2. Latest comments always display in the home page all the time - you should never need to refresh - they just appear. Can you give me more details?

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I can confirm that @cobham-saint has been elevated to level 3 - as has @ @intiniki 's login.

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I may go slightly Chutters and change my name to Technofucktard it’s as good a description as Cobham Saint, they both describe who I am…

So, re the comments, each thread I clicked on showed the initial comment and it wasn’t readily clear how to get to the latest comments in a similar way to this site, or even get them to the top. Remember, I’m technologically challenged so the site needs to cater for special needs…

I’ll. Have another play at level 3 and see if there’s a difference

Gotcha.

So the first time you go into the thread it starts you at the beginning .subsequent visits will take you to the last post you saw .

To move around the thread you drag the date slider to go to the date you’re looking for .

Are you on mobile?

If you’re on mobile then you’re looking for a blue box at the bottom of the list list on the right.

Press the box and then you will get a slider that you can pull down to scroll to the bottom of the post.

If you’re on a PC or Mac then that scroll slider is always there on the right hand side of the screen. Just slide it to where you want to go.

Once again I feel like I’ve been trying to decipher a foreign language.

WTF is happening? Why? And has it started yet?