Half cut and pumpin' on a Saturday night

Up the fuckin magners ya bollocks

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I had a summer fruit cider this afternoon served with lots of ice. It was nice but 1 is enough. Had had a nice bottle of Malbec in the evening but ready to retire to bed now.

Night night everyone

This season’s summer dress, Malbec.

So when you say pumpin’ Baz … ???

These threads shuold only be allowed when I am on leave and Alcohol is available. ie every other month.

Just woke up in cognac

sat outside drinking a coffee and contemplating why I felt the need to open a third bottle of wine

what is the French for “I feel like a tosser”

Je Suis le tossair

Is this a setup for another @stickywhitedovepiss circumcision rant?

By whom?

A title not held by Magners since 1999.

If I may say so, sober that is a shit hot title for a thread.

Compared to your usual bollocks it is positively Shakespearean.

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Nothing else has evoked a mental image of a furious circumcised masturbator in quite the same way. I only hope he finds better things to do on a Saturday night.

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