After Ants rather lovely blog about football chants being inacurate I thought we all might like to flex our brain muscle to come up with some honest and accurate chants.
Sure at some point in the 90’s we used to sing ’ We’re shit ane we know we are’ and at the time that really was true.
So suggestion please , you witty ,erudite Sotonians.
‘You’re going to score in a minute’
“You’re supposed to be in jail”.
“Oh when the Saints, go marching in…”
“His name is Ronnie Davies he’s the leader of the team, he’s the greatest Centre Forward the world has ever seen”
True. 
He shits when he wants…
He scores on his arse…Jay Rod
Sign on, Sign on…
I was there when Franny scored 
He’ll get a red card, He’ll get a red card
Victor Wanyama
He’ll get a red card
To the tune of “That’s Amore”.
“When you’re sat in Row Zed and the ball hits your head, that’s Zamora”
A little ditty from Fulham fans poking fun at the wayward shooting of their once star striker, Bobby Zamora.
Ur getting sacked in the morning
But it’s ok
Cos you’ll get a fucking great payoff
And a new job next week
Frank Lampard, your uncle’s a c**t.
Shalalalalala
Who the fuck is laughing now.
Sit down, shut up,
Stop outsinging us.
Graziano,
Woah-oh,
Graziano,
Woah-oh.
He comes from Italy,
He’s not heard of Pompey.
And it’s (almost) all Southampton,
Southampton FC.
We’re in the top 20 teams,
In the country this year…
This is what it’s like to be Pompey,
This is what it’s like to be small.
This is how it feels when your club’s
Worth nothing at all.
Hartlepool away on a cold February Tuesday night to the steward -
You’re just a fat Alan Carr
To the ginger afro’d player for (I think) MK Dons -
You look like a fuckin Wotsit
Lee Barnard, Barnard, he’s medium height and I suspect he has an anger management issue,
his behaviour record was slightly marred, Lee Barnard, Barnard.
And its all Southampton
we are masters of how to pass it
But, we won’t fucking score
'Cos we’re all bloody fart and no shit
Rory Delap , Rory Delap
Occasionally Good
Usually Crap
Only one Iain Dowie. One Iain Dowie.
Ugly as fuck, but he’s keeping us up
Palace fans. Both true
Rory Delap , Rory Delap
Can throw a ball
Further than he can kick it.