How do you like your butter on your toast?

Monkey Tennis
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How I have my butter on toast will depend on what the topping is. I like to put my butter on straight away, so it melts into the hot toast if im having sweet toppings such as jams & honey, with Marmite being the savory exception!!

If I’m having any other savory topping such as brown sauce or pickle, I’ll let the toast go cold first before I applying the butter.

I don’t think we talk about our butter preferences enough in the UK, so we need to change this!!

How do you like you toast butter?

  • Always melted on hot sticky toast
  • I like to mix it up depending on topping, mood, day of the week
  • Never considered this before you weirdo
  • Toast cooled so the butter stays hard

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Always on hot toast. The key question is how much. If you listen to the Ayatollah, she will tell you that it should be applied to no greater thickness than a micron, where the word which would best describe my efforts is “slathering”

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That fact this site can transition so seamlessly between toast toppings and slavery is mind blowing.

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I think we need another option - toast well browned with melted butter, whether with or without topping.

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^^ Lou, please just start your own ‘how crispy do you like your toast’ thread and stop trying to take this one off topic :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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Brown sauce or pickle on toast? Jesus Christ.

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As long as it’s butter and not the devil’s alternative spread, I am not that fussy.

I don’t allow my slaves to eat toast.

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I take a bite of dry toast, and then lick the butter dish. If I’m out of butter, I chug back some vegetable oil. If I’m out of vegetable oil, I use scrapings from the grease tray at the bottom of my Oven.

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Is that like the Bearsy version of posh pubs that have fancy bread with a pot of olive oil and balsamic vinegar?

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If you’ve not tried it, don’t knock it!

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I flit between melted on hot toast or leaving the toast to cool so the butter stays solid. Both are great. Toast is great. Butter is great.

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I prefer my butter on top of the toast. If its not, I may cry.