I don’t see the point. They hurt. That’s not a good thing.
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In food they’re fine. Eating them on their own is just mental though.
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I feel the same about horror films/thrillers.
But it’s so nice when the pain stops
I like to chop them then play with my willy.
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Wrong in so many ways Goat, but upvoted nonetheless …
Love chillies 
Grew some a few years back, the first one I picked I ate whole and the left side of my face went numb with the heat. Jalapenos I could eat all day but know full well I shouldn’t. Not tried a ghost pepper yet, one day though.
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I had to re-post this…you’ve never seen so many haunted looks…
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I like chillies in food but eating them on their own is silliness that needs correcting via a good kicking.
Yeah I can eat raw Jalapenos like sweets but put them in a curry…
I like a “fairly hot” curry but don’t enjoy a Vindaloo and upwards.
I like chillies in food but eating them on their own is silliness that needs correcting via a good kicking
Try it on me and you’ll get a chili covered fist up the arse. .
That may seem like a threat to you but I normally pay 50p for that sort of action.
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A chilli hand job?
Pickled chillies are best.
Especially the Turkish ones. I normally stick to Egyptian picked chillies just perfect with Stilton.
Ainsley did an awesome Jalapeno Popper ladder bbq recipe clean the chilli add ginger & chopped garlic with a Prawn & chopped Basil seal with butter.
Yowsa
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Oh
PS don’t ask. I have a chilli story that will make you BEG for golf stories so be warned
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Does it involve a hole in one?
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Now now, @dubai_phil has a perfectly good golf story involving Rory and Emmenthal for that pun.
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Chilli and garlic races held in the Langley Tavern late eighties early nineties was good fun 
Love chillies and have eaten them since I was two. Fkn hate the pretentiousness that they now generate. Normally orchestrated by the kind of cunts that wax lyrical about the craft beer from a can they are currently swilling.
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