Some advice for any of the ladies on this forum…
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- Stocking the fridge with his favorite drinks. Bonus points: Bring him back to his fraternity days by handing him a cold one as he steps out of the shower.
“Oh cool, a beer. Sh–shall I just stand here and… drink it? I mean, it’s just a tin of Red Stripe. My hair’s still wet. My hair is dripping in the Red Stripe. Can I at least put some pants on first?”
- Making him a snack after sex. It doesn’t have to be a gourmet meal—a simple grilled cheese or milk and cookies will do.
In a way this one is the saddest, most desperate: not only must you deliver an earth-trembling orgasm to the penis and/or butthole of your dude, but then you have to clamber out of bed and get the George Foreman on and whip up a cheese sandwich. We live in a future where, according to Glamour, jizzing isn’t enough. Can’t just let him finish on your face, not now. You also have to get butter all over your hands while making a grilled cheese or warm those nice Taste the Difference cookies up in a low oven and serve them to this strange infant-man with milk.
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Chocolate milk please 
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The central truth is so obvious it is barely worth repeating but let’s go through it anyway: this article is insulting to just about everyone on Earth. It reduces men to big dumb dogs who somehow figured out how to wear baseball caps backwards but more importantly it reduces women to creatures who are desperate to live forever alongside such grimly simple beasts. Central truth: There is literally no one this basic on Earth.
This isn’t the way true love should be. And if it has to be then at least make sure you’re getting back as much as you put in. Like: is the dude making milk and cookies while you are doing the grilled cheeses? Then you are going to have a post-sex feast together, a perfect team, happy and post-coital and filling yourselves with carbs while vegging out in front of the TV. If not, it’s just him lying there, panting, in a sticky pool of his own essence, while you ferry him food and palm him off. Are there not better things to be doing, Glamour? Do you not have lives to live, passions to explore, friends to be hanging out with? Do you really not have anything better to do than learn obscure sporting facts and rub my feet and then my dick? Do you not have hobbies?
And that basically says everything I was going to say, what a fucking crock of Desperate Housewives shite…
Originally posted by @Goatboy
Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
- Stocking the fridge with his favorite drinks. Bonus points: Bring him back to his fraternity days by handing him a cold one as he steps out of the shower.
“Oh cool, a beer. Sh–shall I just stand here and… drink it? I mean, it’s just a tin of Red Stripe. My hair’s still wet. My hair is dripping in the Red Stripe. Can I at least put some pants on first?”
- Making him a snack after sex. It doesn’t have to be a gourmet meal—a simple grilled cheese or milk and cookies will do.
In a way this one is the saddest, most desperate: not only must you deliver an earth-trembling orgasm to the penis and/or butthole of your dude, but then you have to clamber out of bed and get the George Foreman on and whip up a cheese sandwich. We live in a future where, according to Glamour, jizzing isn’t enough. Can’t just let him finish on your face, not now. You also have to get butter all over your hands while making a grilled cheese or warm those nice Taste the Difference cookies up in a low oven and serve them to this strange infant-man with milk.
Chocolate milk please
In the context of the quote from the article that is just wrong…
Women get subjected to this shit all the effing time. Which is why it’s better to fritter time away on a football forum than reading women’s mags.
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Number 1, 9 I would think ur weirdo + mothering
Number 2 I would be upset! You shouldn’t be able to fucking move, after you have experienced the LOVING!
Number 3, 7, 8, 10, 11 I would prob find that v.annoying
Number 4 That would prob work on me, I am v.shallow + vain
Number 5, 6, 12 I spose I would prob quite like, but it wouldn’t make me think better of you
Number 13 is ok if ur Funny
Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
Originally posted by @Goatboy
Chocolate milk please
Is that a euphemism?
No, just a sweet tooth.
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hmm i think non-bros are subjected to these articles, in the same way that bros is subjected to looking at pornographic images. Ur lapping this shit up!
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Lasagne or toad in the hole are pretty effective ways of earning my love
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If Bearsy’s girlfriend is trying to find a way to dump him, but in a way that looks like it was actually his decision (cos she doesn’t want the drama), then she’s got everything she needs here…
Bearsy should be spending less time reading Glamour and more time on the god damned mother fucking emoticons!
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Originally posted by @Bearsy
Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
Women get subjected to this shit all the effing time. Which is why it’s better to fritter time away on a football forum than reading women’s mags.
hmm i think non-bros are subjected to these articles, in the same way that bros is subjected to looking at pornographic images. Ur lapping this shit up!
Yeah, I like being an angry feminist all the time!
ur such a nag gb! if u were my gf you wouldn’t be experiencing the LOVING tonight, or rather you would, but I wouldn’t be doing it in such a way that you would enjoy
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Katharina story first though! Emoticons second.
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Hmm I think I may skip that handy advice! Honestly thought we’d moved on from those kind of shit articles.
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Nope, it is still everywhere.
You look at gift ideas. You have gifts for the lady in your life and gifts for the man in you life. All of these are stereotypical ideas of gifts for men and women.
I was in a shop today, that had those quotes, on a metal like poster, that you can put up around your house, which where so stereotypical it hurt! About women in the kitchen and men drinking beer, slagging off blokes for being lazy and women doing all the work around the house. I did think I was back in the 50’s/60’s.
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Missed the obvious one
“cor, your daughter’s fit”