I'm not racist, but

Possibly the first real test of this forum.

Try to complete that start to the sentence without being an actual racist.

I’ll try first.

I’m not racist but, but, but…Oh hell, I got nothing. Can anyone actually pull this off?

…but I just don’t like track events.

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I’m not racist but why shouldn’t international football be played on pitches coveted in swastikas? Its pc gone mad!

Originally posted by @Chertsey-Saint

…but I just don’t like track events.

Thanks!! Now I’m seeing that it CAN be done!! :wink:

…but I started a thread to let me secretly let out my racist thoughts? :laughing:

You fucking greenie!! You caught me!!!

In all honesty, I have been looking at TSW, and I just thought that this site needed an inocculation. Put the disease into the forum at an early stage to test the water and ensure our immunity…I have every confidence that we are immune at the present time to infection by bullshit…But if you don’t test the theory, well. :wink:

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…I do think I look sexy in a white wizard hat.

I’m not racist but I hate Black

burn Rovers. I was there when Bailey got Ossie sent off.

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I’m not racist, I work with coloured people!!

Where the feck is the “tongue in cheek” smiley??

Originally posted by @Lets-B-Drinking

I’m not racist but I hate Black

burn Rovers. I was there when Bailey got Ossie sent off.

A vote up from me for being officially the oldest person on the internet.

I’m not racist, but my cat is.

Originally posted by @ant

I’m not racist, but my cat is.

Is it a Maine Coon?

Originally posted by @ant

I’m not racist, but my cat is.

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Pap’s new super nice detectors will be going into over drive right now.

Raaargh raaargh raargh, racism, etc.

Actually, my view is pretty nuanced. Most will know that my grandfather is a Pakistani fella from Karachi. It puts you in a very interesting spot, as you not only have direct access to real life people from different parts of the world, but you also get to see white people being racist because they think you don’t give a shite (the whole “appears as white” thing). The family used to get quite a bit of shit back in the 60s and 70s. Doesn’t occur much now. In fact, the person I tell off the most for being racist is my Pakistani grandad. He’s hilariously self-defeating at times.

My cousin has just had a kid to a bi-racial nipper.

We’re chatting about the new arrival, and he says “I don’t believe in mixed relationships”.

“Grandad, are you fucking kidding?”

(surprised) “What? I don’t think they’re a good idea!”

“Grandad, you married a white lady! You put this in us! I’m amazed we’re not all in mixed relationships”.

:laughing:

Weird old thing, the ol’ racism. Most of it really is borne of ignorance or inherited prejudice.

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pap, you can be my realalewallah.

I’m not racist ?

even those three words are racist

I am Caucasion.

My first wife was Singapore Malay / Caucasion

are kids are normal

my second wife is Filipina.

Are kids are normal,

the grand kids are all normal and look on people as persons / somebody to pay for the sweets.

We all look at each other as family

I am not racist but most foreigners are towards me and my family as we are not all quite the same.

I’m not racist, but… I’ve never been a big fan of Lenny Henry. I don’t know why but I have just always found him to be an unfunny try hard.

It’s a shame, shame, shame as you does some good work for charity.

Originally posted by @Tokyo-Saint

I’m not racist, but… I’ve never been a big fan of Lenny Henry. I don’t know why but I have just always found him to be an unfunny try hard.

It’s a shame, shame, shame as you does some good work for charity.

He is not a bad actor either.