It is with regret that I announce the probable demise of @StickyWhiteDovePiss. I cannot declare it with certainty, the boy is a wily bugger, and as @Barry Sanchez so wonderfully taught me, I can be so very very wrong. That may be the case here.
However, this has been bugging the Cantell set for a bit, especially because a good deal of us still know each other, those that post here can obviously see that SWDP is an articulate mofo, and quite honestly, we'd thought we'd got the electronic tags on all those boys and girls, even if they'd fucked off to London at the earliest opportunity to escape the grim South(ampton).
Even so, one name kept coming up, which I'm never going to explicitly mention here, and I would implore fellow Cantellians not to do so. He was the constant subject of "whatever happened to" enquiries, having ostensibly disappeared off the face of the earth in the nineties. He also had a European background.
Last September, I visited this fellow's LinkedIn page. It was a storied history of impressive roles in some very impressive European private sector institutions. LinkedIn is your ultimate anti-stalker social media site, telling you who visited your profile. My visit would have been recognised.
Now it may be coincidence, but SWDP has not visited or posted since.
Given the glorious bastardry that SWDP wrought on me, personally, I can see why he mightn't fancy swimming these waters again, but if this is not an epic BS style miscalculation, I'm not arsed, mate. Few have held me to better account on this site than you have, even though you've occasionally between a twat. And if we've calculated the distance correctly, in imperial units of course, it was good to have you back.