Barry Sanchez asks "should fat people pay more for clothes"?

Monkey Tennis
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Should fat people pay more for clothes as it uses up more material to make the garment? Should there be a sliding scale on adults moo moo’s and such elasticated numbers?

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WFT is a ‘moo moo’?

Anyone but Bearsy to reply please.

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WTF is wft?

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Does this thread count as a hate thread? Would he post similar insults about homosexuals or different races?

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Thats one.

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Paging “Fatso…Fatso to the main board please”

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A muumuu (Hawaiin word) is like a Kaftan.

This has already been extensively debated in the press after Jamelia made some similar comments.

jamelia-fat-people-loose-women

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Why stop there? What about paying for cinema seats, or plane seats? Or people with big feet paying more for shoes? Or those with long middle fingers like me, paying more for gloves and pants? :sunglasses:

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No shame in a fat arse

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Fatist

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I hope not, because if it is, I may have been involved. I changed the thread title to the provocative beast it is now, with the important (oh so important) prefix of “Barry Sanchez asks”.

Barry’s own clothes are made to order by elves in the middle of the night, so his grasp of manufacturing and supply chain is somewhat skewed.

I imagine he is thinking the following conversation occurred.

“Lot of fat bastards in Britain. Shall we make 900,000 fat bastard summer dresses to put in Primark?”

“Better had. Start calling the elves”

When what probably happened is a purchaser said:-

“Yeah, can you get 10K area yards of linen to our Shanghai sweatshop? Ta. Lovely job. Nah nah, that’s all quietened down now. We’ve got the Chinese to install suicide nets that bounce life slackers back into the overseer’s iron maiden. Oh, I’m so pleased you got that. Yes, it does work many ways.”*

*in possibly not so many words.

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I was thinking more of the fuel costs for carrying such a wide load when travelling, the costs to the environment must be huge for transporting our chubbier brethren.

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I see where Barry is going with this. He thinks his condoms should be cheaper.

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…yes, yes…and I bet you can lick your eyebrows too!

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Lickist

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Some American airlines already make extremely overweight people pay for 2 seats

What gets me is that they should be paying for half of my seat when the rolls of sweaty flesh start to encroach on my tray table.

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Originally posted by @Tokyo-Saint

“All my life I’ve been an obese man trapped in a fat man’s body”

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It is just as well we dont live in the Middle Ages. I wouldnt be able to afford a codpiece if this was in force.