OK… so there i was struggling to stay awake on the journey back from Newark… and having done American Sniper…(was OK) I stumbled upon (guilty secret I know) PitchPerfect 2… now I know… but surely any film that has the line
‘‘Now that is just plain rude, you cant just come in her e and stroke a man’s goose’’
cant be all bad surely?
i have watch that movie too crack rib i watched it all the way through to the end! I can’t remember much about it now tho. I would like to bang Anna Kendrick.
The question my ursine wood shitting friend is not whether you or I would like to bang sweet Anna, but the sad reality that she would probably not want to bang you and your mouldy cock (allegedly - pap told me)
I tend to watch all my Tom Cruise films on planes. The chances of bumping into any of the witnesses are really quite low once you’ve cleared baggage handling.
I do retain a worry that an airline-based conspiracy will one day attempt to blackmail me by informing the world at large that I watched Oblivion. To the end.
If me & Anna Kendrick Bang she would Love It & if she didn’t it’s no problem cos we offer a Money-Back Guarantee on all our Bangings so that should give her Peace Of Mind
Hey, I thought that was one of his better movies…
‘‘Live, Die , Repeat’’
Perfect description of the hellish endless torment of watching Cruise films…
I liked it better when they used to roll down the screen from the ceiling and the 3 gun projector would broadcast a John Wayne Western with a magenta cast (actors & scenery)
Nowadays I end up with a crick in the neck.
I too watched American Sniper, on the way back from the US, I thought it was very good. But with 60 mins left after that, I did not have time for another movie so watched an episode of Impractical Jokers. I was laughing out loud a bit too much and woke a few sleeping passengers. A couple looked unhappy. Fuck them, we were due to land inside the hour so they should have thanked me. Or worn ear plugs.
I fell asleep and dreamt I was banging Anna Kendrick… but was interupted by this voyeuristic bear…
I think it’s my favourite Tom Cruise film. In most of his films, he doesn’t die at all, let alone loads. This film has him kicking the bucket all over the shop.
Whereas Oblivion was infinite Tom Cruise. Unending Tom Cruise. One of them dies, another pops in.
Seriously, Oblivion is a load of stolen ideas from other movies. It’s shite.
Edge of Tomorrow is good one to watch if you like seeing Tom Cruise die repeatedly. Also it has Emily Blunt in it. I would like to bang Emily Blunt. She could join in with me + Anna Kendrick if she likes as I don’t know how long I will be in Hollywood.
I cannot really remember what I watched on the way out to Singapore. I think Far from the Madding Crowd was on the list and Testament of Youth. Sure I watched a few more. I also watched Pitch Perfect 2 on the plane back from Singapore the other week. It wasn’t as bad as I’d imagined. Singapore airport has a free cinema and I popped in and saw the appalling Edge of Tomorrow (Paul’s guilty pleasure Tom Cruise). I watched Amy Winehouses film. Pretty sad.
The film I most enjoyed was a cartoon – Inside Out. I thought it was cleverly done and actually quite useful for the work I do.
Is ur job to emotionally manipulate young girls? It’s only a hobby for me. Ha. Ha. Ha. Etc. RIP
ummm. well sort of but mainly boys and their parents. Which now sounds a bit wrong.
Bearsy, my ursine friend (from now on I will begin all our conversations with this greeting as I think it is both eloquent and approriately pretentious), I must admit you have demonstarted a quality in your selected ‘bangs’ - fine ladies that are as attactively smart as they are sexy… excellent work Bearsy.
Intiniki - Inside out is indeed rather good. My 10 year old daughter loved it as well and it made her think.
I admire all of the work that Tom Cruise has done for short men. All that going out of his way not to appear short. That’s _exactly as I roll, man! _I stand on boxes! I slice people’s limbs off at the ankles, and worst of all, I wear Cuban heels. I’m so in love with Cuban heels. Tom Cruise is the man!*
*I may have been thinking of his ridiculous “I love girls, really” interview on Oprah when writing this post.
Originally posted by @areloa-grandee
Bearsy, my ursine friend (from now on I will begin all our conversations with this greeting as I think it is both eloquent and approriately pretentious), I must admit you have demonstarted a quality in your selected ‘bangs’ - fine ladies that are as attactively smart as they are sexy… excellent work Bearsy.
It’s ironic that Bearsy wants to bang the feminists…
I’m quite happy to bang the subservient housewives also. We Don’t Discriminate.
Now you’ve ruined it - it’s not ironic anymore!