Ingerland World Cup Build Up

Football
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Sorry to drag you all away from the cremation in the garden but Ingerland are on the TV.

They are playing Nigeria at Wemberlee.

Will report back as the goals pile up.

Whoops…Ingerland are ONE up 7 minutes.

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I wouldn’t be taking Hoddle to the World Cup.

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Not even if he gets a hattrick of fuck-ups in a warm-up game?

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It’s on 5 live.

commentator / summariser making out Ingerland are world class

Something laugh at while cooking :fried_egg: I guess

:lou_facepalm_2:

2:0

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Yep Kane with a second 38 mins

INGERLAND INGERLAND!

Shit I hope I don’t draw Nigeria in the sweepstake.

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Lol 2:1

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It’s on ITV.

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I’m cooking dinner

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What are you having?

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DON’T PANIC DON’T PANIC!!

Stirling needs to be stronger…show 'em your tattoo…it’s proper Gangster.

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Cheers @lifeintheslowlane you’ve just reminded me why i hate Hoddle and the England team. England B against Russia wasn’t it? Hoddle proves Sutton was correct. Fucking wanker Hoddle.

I still haven’t got over it :lou_sad:

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OK…now that’s over we can get on with the evening…an unconvincing 2 - 1 win.

The highlight for me came at 44 minutes when the door bell rang and the curry was delivered.

I had a Chicken Patia and my wife a Chicken Tikka Rogon. The dog was making fuss so he got Shmacho from the delivery man and a Poppadom from me.

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Jersey Royal patatas bravas - a family favourite

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Can I be in your family?

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You’re my wife now Dave

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I made tandoori fish and it was great. And then I drank a bottle of wine. And now I’m a third of a way through a litre of whiskey. And life seems great.

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I spent the evening at home, alone, sober. Ingerlund was a highlight. Really.

Still, I am not Katie Hopkins or Piers Morgan so life is pretty good after all.

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You need help. Reach out to those close to you.

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Quite similar here. Aside from I roleplay as Hopkins and shout things at immigrants and foreigners :laughing:

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I spent the afternoon and evening finishing of the opened vodka and rum and also ensuring that the two standard crates of San Mig Pale Pilsen are full of empty bottles so that the mrs will restock whilst I am at work.

In the eyes of the other Phil I am freeloading on Vodka and Tonic in the Lounge at Manila International Airport which is a good thing I think.

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