Inky the Octopus

Apparently Inky has legged it from an aquarium in New Zealand. Got out of a tank and slid down an external pipe and made it to the sea nearby! Awesome!!

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He’s on his way to France to predict the winners of Euro 2016…

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Another Migrant at Calais

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He’s toast… well not literally toast, but BBQ’d :lou_surprised:

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it could be another migrant terrorist threat - this one is definitely armed.

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Yay that was my 1st ever down vote!

Jeez RB that was worse than

What do you call a singing Computer?

A Dell

Although the aquarium is not actively searching for a replacement for Inky, if a fisherman brought in another octopus it might be willing to take it on.

“You never know,” said Yarrell. “There’s always a chance Inky could come home to us.”

Yeah, you never know. Cos being stuffed into a confined tank-space, with strange large creatures peering in at you all day is such an attractive proposition when compared to the freedom of the vast open seas to explore, with fish aplenty to eat, and other octopusses to fuck.

He’ll be back in a couple of days, I’m sure. :lou_facepalm_2:

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Octopussies?

:lou_facepalm_2: soz… :blush:

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Originally posted by @areloa-grandee

:lou_facepalm_2: soz… :blush:

Lol. Don’t be. Sometimes the most obvious puns are the best. :lou_sunglasses:

All is not lost apparently, they still have another octopus. Blotchy. I expect he stayed put because he was upset about his poor complection.

I reckon Inky is dead and the aquarium keepers know who did it.

A touch of the doth protest too much about their theory.

Bored at lunchtime and decided to play this with Inky, maybe? :lou_wink_2: