Integrated Kitchens

My units aren’t getting on at all, the faux wood doors aren’t opening for the white tops, its carnage and there is no integration at all, help please kitchen fitters you’re my only hope.

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Is it a soup kitchen?

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Originally posted by @Barry-Sanchez

My units aren’t getting on at all, the faux wood doors aren’t opening for the white tops, its carnage and there is no integration at all, help please kitchen fitters you’re my only hope.

I’ve got an integrated washing machine.but my whites come out whiter than white. It does a coloureds wash as well.

Is that the sort of thing that would fit in the Sanchez household?

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Originally posted by @Goatboy

Is it a soup kitchen?

Alas no, no such joy as the other thread, hearing about broccoli soup is as interesting as my whole day has been…

That’s so un pc, your 20 years out of date.

Un PC my arse Barry - I was talking about my washing machine. What were you talking about?

I think you read my post to fit your own agenda.

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No I couldn’t handle a fucking washing machine in the kitchen, have a utility room for that shit.

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Here’s one for you

Black and white kitchen

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Barry … this has got trap written all over it :lou_wink:

soz Cob, nowt personal, been trying to look out for Bazza lately. I’d offer him some guidance but he’s so bullish, I’m of the opinion he can’t be guided … which isn’t necessarily a bad thing :lou_lol:

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a fine example of black and white integration … crafted by my own fair hand just before christmas

Plug Alert … so if anyone’s after a fully experienced, top drawer tiler :lou_wink: … Shit quality tiling option available, if preferred.

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That is one hell of a chess board and how come you only have two white pawns left on it?

Originally posted by @PhilippineSaint

That is one hell of a chess board and how come you only have two white pawns left on it?

Fuckin’ plumbers nicked the rest of them :lou_angry:

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Yeah ?

The servants take care of the laundry for me.

Your move

:wink:

Steve, when I need my top drawers tiled you’ll be first on my list

:wink:

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I throw clothes I have worn away and get new ones delivered.

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Good to see you’re doing your bit for care in the community Steve.

To be honest, I can’t help myself sometimes. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel.

:lou_lol:

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So are you saying that kitchen integration isnt working Barry?

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So you keep them apartheid?

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White goods only.

You must remember the Montgomery fridge strike of 1955 when people refused to eat chilled food for a year?

Even the washing machine has rules about coloureds .

My housemaids just do what I tell em

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