It's fucking cold!

Travelled just over 200 miles since last night heading for Grand Turk in the Turks & Cacos Islands…all seems to be reasonably warm here at the moment.

Checked the forcast for tomorrow…no snow just yet but sunscreen at the ready if things turn ugly.

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@lifeintheslowlane is now officially the most hated man on planet Sotonians

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I’m sure he’d swap it for 24 hours in a freezing Bristol

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It’s a tough life…been fighting pensioners all day for squatter’s rights over sunloungers with towells on. My comment of, “I didn’t know there were so many Germans onboard” didn’t go down too well.

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I’m quite proud of the dog. She disappeared into the sub zero snowy climes of the garden to have a shit.

The only problem was I couldn’t see her. Shih Tzu camouflage.

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*Sigh, it’s a tough life fighting over those sunloungers :cool:

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Similarly my two cats.

They’ve never experienced snow. Watchin g them try to figure out how to have a dump in snow higher than their arses is one of lifes joys.

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In answer to the thread title

No its not :lou_lol:

45 deg C in the sun yesterday

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Fuck off the lot of you.

Unless you’re bald you don’t know what cold is.

I had to buy a hat on the way home from work.

If it continues for much longer I might have to buy a syrup.

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I felt sorry for all the homeless stuck at Wembley last night outdoors in that cold watching a white screen in a snow storm.

No work for me today. Fuck driving in that. Stay safe boys and girls.

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24C sandstorm and probably more showers today. You have weird airstream bringing this crap to you, much in the way we do. We’ve caught the outer edges of the Indian Monsoon, anyone who has been in the US after a former Hurricane / Tropical Storm passes over knows that feeling of heavy humid air that we have now.

The weather is getting weird.

Fuck. Two days of taking the piss out of the troops for whinging about the snow and I could be snowed in. Hopefully the Ayatollahs landie will get me up the hill.

No driving today! What time is it reasonable to have my first cocktail?

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Looks like I am heading off out to do multiple visits. damn the people who grit roads and sort the transport running in London. Just let us have a snow day.

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Lol. Just found out they’ve shut my site. Saved myself 3 hours minimum of driving by being a lazy arse :lou_sunglasses:

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When does Homes Under The Hammer start?

Seems a sensible place to start

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30 secs after posting the above seams reasonable to me.

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The school I work at on Thursdays is closed but the other one I work at is open.

Just waiting for my boss to tell me weather(sic) I’m working on the other site or if I’m heading to @goatboy for a morning of daytime TV and a couple of man fucks*.

* It’s a cocktail - or at least that’s what he told me in the PM.

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I’ll prepare the slippery nipples. Bring your swizzle stick.

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