In terms of player who we might actually be able to tempt to Come Home, I would like Walcott back pls. I think he would do well for us! I could see him on the right wing, cutting inside & scoring lots goals! He would make Redman + Susan Tadic + Shlong look like MUGS!
Ah, didn’t see that interview over in Oz, makes sense though.
Man, have I stories for you Bletch!
So the band disintegrated the week OF the battle as I believe (though in no way can confirm) the drummer didnt think we could win THE WHOLE competition He didn’t even want to have a crack. Supposed to go on stage on the Friday, he called on the Tuesday. See, Ron aint the only Asshat!
Re the guitar, sadly neither the guitar nor my money turned up, even after writing a message hoping they didn’t get caught up in the forthcoming
Minimum wage is your legal right, sir! Demand satisfaction from your burger overseers*.
*Actually, I’m not sure bears have rights. You might want to contact Citizens Advice. They _may _be able to help, but they might just as easily start phoning other Citizens Advice offices, screaming “there’s a fucking bear in our office! What do we do?”