Its day 21 in the Southampton Transfer Window saga

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Fowllyd posted this 5 weeks ago - Last edited 5 weeks ago

riverrun, past Eve and Adams, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth, Castle and Environs.

Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passencore rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war; nor had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse to Laurens County's giorgios while they went doublin their mumper all the time....

Rise up, man of the hooths, you have slept so long! Or is it only so mesleems? On your pondered palm. Reclined from cape to pede. With pipe on bowl. Terce for a fiddler, sixt for makmerriers, none for a Cole. Rise up now and aruse! Norvena's over. I am leafy, your goolden, so you called me, may me life, yea your goolden, silve me solve, exsogerraider! You did so drool. I was so sharm.

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SaintBristol posted this 5 weeks ago

Fowllyd ... Possibly the most erudite person on the internet  

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Cobham Saint posted this 5 weeks ago

And you are making sure Bletch gets to the church on time tomorrow?

Make sure he's the one in the ejector seat

 

lou_wink2

Dubai_Phil posted this 5 weeks ago

Under Marcus, it was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way – in short, the period was so far lunike the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of a ost love only.

Areola Grandee posted this 5 weeks ago

Call me Sanchez. Some years ago--never mind how long precisely --having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world, It is a way I have of driving off the spleen, and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the month of January, whenever it is a damp, drizzly May in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off--then, I account it high time to get to back to SWF as soon as I can.

 

Herman Melville

Chasing Big White Dick

lifeintheslowlane posted this 5 weeks ago - Last edited 5 weeks ago

Hon Pum bict vysorb din timos eb sleufro
Vethol Vaxalupp cemos te vo
Spoaxakick welds eb wisdem
Rot dit fo

Act din vupp wheep eb daxalknopt
Sko dis chaxactick lidd din blenk eb vo
Spoaxakick welds eb wisdem
Rot dit fo

Rot dit fo, rot dit fo, rot dit fo, rot dit fo
Hispol welds eb wisdem
Rot dit fo

Lennon & McCartney

Saint or sinner posted this 5 weeks ago

This may explain a few things for those who are getting all worked up about the clubs identity.

Total presence breaks on the univocal predication of the exterior absolute the absolute existent (of that of which it is not possible to univocally predicate an outside, while the equivocal predication of the outside of the absolute exterior is possible of that of which the reality so predicated is not the reality, viz., of the dark/of the self, the identity of which is not outside the absolute identity of the outside, which is to say that the equivocal predication of identity is possible of the self-identity which is not identity, while identity is univocally predicated of the limit to the darkness, of the limit of the reality of the self). This is the real exteriority of the absolute outside: the reality of the absolutely unconditioned absolute outside univocally predicated of the dark: the light univocally predicated of the darkness: the shining of the light univocally predicated of the limit of the darkness: actuality univocally predicated of the other of self-identity: existence univocally predicated of the absolutely unconditioned other of the self. The precision of the shining of the light breaking the dark is the other-identity of the light. The precision of the absolutely minimum transcendence of the dark is the light itself/the absolutely unconditioned exteriority of existence for the first time/the absolutely facial identity of existence/the proportion of the new creation sans depth/the light itself ex nihilo: the dark itself univocally identified, i.e., not self-identity identity itself equivocally, not the dark itself equivocally, in “self-alienation,” not “self-identity, itself in self-alienation” “released” in and by “otherness,” and “actual other,” “itself,” not the abysmal inversion of the light, the reality of the darkness equivocally, absolute identity equivocally predicated of the self/selfhood equivocally predicated of the dark (the reality of this darkness the other-self-covering of identity which is the identification person-self).

Nope, it didn'tlou_facepalm2

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Sadoldgit posted this 5 weeks ago

That is all very well, but personally I am looking forward to day 24.

Cobham Saint posted this 5 weeks ago

Originally posted by SaintBristol

Fowllyd ... Possibly the most erudite person on the internet  

 Erudite?

Isn't that a type of glue?

BTripz posted this 5 weeks ago

Oh my God what have I wondered in to?

saintbletch posted this 5 weeks ago

Originally posted by SaintBristol

Fowllyd ... Possibly the most erudite person on the internet  

Or the most plagiaristic?

James Joyce would be masturbating in his grave.

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BTripz posted this 5 weeks ago - Last edited 5 weeks ago

’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves        Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:  All mimsy were the borogoves,        And the mome raths outgrabe.    “Beware the OfReed, my son!        The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!  Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun        The frumious Bandersnatch!”    He took his vorpal sword in hand;        Long time the manxome foe he sought—  So rested he by the Tumtum tree        And stood awhile in thought.    And, as in uffish thought he stood,        The OfReed, with eyes of flame,  Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,        And burbled as it came!    One, two! One, two! And through and through        The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!  He left it dead, and with its head        He went galumphing back.    “And hast thou slain the OfReed?        Come to my arms, my beamish boy!  O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”        He chortled in his joy.    ’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves        Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:  All mimsy were the borogoves,        And the mome raths outgrabe.

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