James Milner

First Brexit, Boris appointed as foreign sec, Labour in all sorts of strife; now to top it all off james Milner has stepped down from the England team. How much more can our poor country take?

Where would you rate him in a list of top 900 English players?

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If he was called James Milnet I’d be happy.

He’d only get that name if he scored 1,000 goals for England, of course.

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I can think of a few more who should do the honourable thing and step down, after this summers debacle

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Thank fuck for that.

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Journeyman footballer and very lucky man.

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A critic famously described Ringo Starr as being ‘among the 1,000 or so best drummers in the country’. James Millner must surely be among the 1,000 or so best midfielders in the Premier League. Or among the 1,000 or so best midfielders ever to play for England. Either way, many many Johnny Foreigner footballists will be heaving massive sighs of relief that they will never have to face Milner again.

Incidentally, Rust, I’m liking that avatar an awful lot. This isn’t a come-on by the way, as I’m sure you have more than enough of those from Bletch.

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Who?

Originally posted by @Rallyboy

Who?

Typically hyped kid who had distinction of scoring a goal a few weeks after a 17 year old Rooney (another useless twat - may be Englands record goal scorer but how many have made any difference?) and delivered fuck all yet always been there or there abouts, sucking FA cock for sure, because despite having a brain the size of fucking Jupiter, I cant think of any other reason why that useless hairy scrotum was ever picked for England…

I meanif He was an Alanis Morisette song… he’d be like ‘‘when you got two fucking huge balls, but not an ounce of sperm’’ or a huge fucking cock, that you cant get up…you know Alanis’s own brand of ‘irony’

Originally posted by @Fowllyd

A critic famously described Ringo Starr as being ‘among the 1,000 or so best drummers in the country’. James Millner must surely be among the 1,000 or so best midfielders in the Premier League. Or among the 1,000 or so best midfielders ever to play for England. Either way, many many Johnny Foreigner footballists will be heaving massive sighs of relief that they will never have to face Milner again.

Incidentally, Rust, I’m liking that avatar an awful lot. This isn’t a come-on by the way, as I’m sure you have more than enough of those from Bletch.

Dear Bletch has neither the patience or subtlety for come on’s. Let’s just say I always have to make sure nothing gets added to my drink when he’s around, and I’m not talking fluids…